[ dave does an eyebrow thing that expresses something like amusement and curiosity, but doesn't pursue the comment about his alt self. he'll ask someday, or just dream up a better version of himself in the meantime, little orphan annie in the big apple searching for apple juice. ]

And leave the great underwear mystery unsolved?

[ dave you've only cared about the great underwear mystery for five minutes, tops.

accordingly he shrugs and stands. ]

Yeah, sure. Why'd you automatically pick the biggest thing in this area for me to try to make friends with, though?