[Holy. Fucking. Shit. Dirk doesn't even know how Dave managed to cheat that time and it's fucking him up. Dirk stays still in the water, floating there. His hair undulates with the jelly shrooms, catching the purple glow as he jets away.
For a long time, Dirk stays very still. He doesn't move, not to follow, not to plan anything at all. He just stays in the water, silent.
And then:]
Good choice on the shades. The selfie wouldn't work if you'd kept them on.
[You know what Dirk remembered while he was hovering in the water trying to work out how to defeat the world's worst cheater?
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For a long time, Dirk stays very still. He doesn't move, not to follow, not to plan anything at all. He just stays in the water, silent.
And then:]
Good choice on the shades. The selfie wouldn't work if you'd kept them on.
[You know what Dirk remembered while he was hovering in the water trying to work out how to defeat the world's worst cheater?
He has wireless access to all of Dave's tech.]