[Jake glares at Dirk. He's going to kill you someday, Strider. But he accepts the cup gratefully from Hinata.]

Sorry for the vagary but missing out on a myriad of quintessential human experiences really gets my goat sometimes.

[He takes a sip of the caramel coffee. Oh that's so nice and wait hang on. He takes a sip of his coffee then the caramel really quick. Oh that's good too. He knew chocolate and caramel were paired for a reason. He has to hand it back to Hinata quick before he drinks everything.]

But hey, lucky you! You've got two hot to trot students champing at the bit for any scraps of knowledge you can give us!