[Jake might not be the best Hope aspect around but he is the only one, which means he has to help somehow. He sighs at Dirk because really? Hinata is normal! Don't do that to him. Gun friend needs to be handled delicately, less Homestucky.]

Then I'm not going to blow smoke into the posterior of any cows but I will say our case is, um, really weird. Don't judge the rest of the universe by us! [Flatly:] Especially not by us, actually.

[Look he's seen enough movies to know Hollywood may exaggerate and mess up but most people are not as weird as them.]

Um... It's okay? [Jake stops holding his coffee with both hands to awkwardly reach out and pats Hinata's head. It's horribly sincere despite how stupid and condescending it might seem.] I just have a good feeling things will turn out better for your universe than ours. And my feelings are accurate due to tomfoolery.

[Not that it's hard to be better than "totally destruction of humanity minus eight kids but. He's got this?]