[Jake chokes on his own breathing and he can't believe Dirk just did that in front of gun friend?? Don't stare at him with these false accusations??]

Consarn it, Strider, I was not thinking about any bosoms! I was pondering the fact that Spiderman's universe isn't fleshed out in the Marvel Cinematic Universe so I didn't wallop you with the fact that you were still reared on the teat of Hollywood as much as I was so all this pretentious bullshit about being above our standards is a bunch of soft soap.

[He huffs, embarrassed.] I don't think about ungentlemanly things in the company of friends.