Whoa, slow down, would you? Alien calendars? Seriously?

[ this is not what she signed up for. wow, what is with this shaded asshole making her think like a responsible adult when she'd really rather not? sure, she's perfectly capable, but she's also pretty beat. was it really such a horrible idea? ]

Okay, well. Maybe URSULA can decide the drinking age. That makes sense, doesn't it? I never said I had to be in charge. All I did was bring up the idea.

[ that sort of ruins the party, unless URSULA is chill about it, but rose herself isn't going to have any problems either way, so.... ]

When did I ever mention authority? I'm not looking to go around and start preaching morals. Actually, I might be the last person you want to be preaching morals, so that works out great. Look, what's so wrong with hashing out the details, at least? No need to get all worked up about it.

[ until he redeems himself, dirk has been deemed the fun police. look, she just fought a dragon not too long ago and she wants a beer, okay? ]