[Joke's on you that's actually where this mun bought it. But truthfully Percy would probably just go pester Annabeth about the story anyway so Magnus giving him a rundown is much more useful for everyone. Still, the way that Magnus explains it sort of leaves Percy with his eyes growing wider and wider.
Why is it that with each variation of demigod the story gets weirder and weirder? Why?]
Seems pretty morbid to go to your own funeral anyway, dude. [He's trying to think of what a Valkyrie translates into in Greek, assuming it's one of the Fates in a different form.] I don't doubt there's a five-hundred floor hotel when Olympus is on the 600th floor of the Empire State Building. But I didn't know there was a chain of death hotels. If you're already dead why are you training for--you know what, don't answer that.
[Whaaat.] But you can leave and come back whenever you want? [Now he's moved on to "how did Annabeth get there."]
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Why is it that with each variation of demigod the story gets weirder and weirder? Why?]
Seems pretty morbid to go to your own funeral anyway, dude. [He's trying to think of what a Valkyrie translates into in Greek, assuming it's one of the Fates in a different form.] I don't doubt there's a five-hundred floor hotel when Olympus is on the 600th floor of the Empire State Building. But I didn't know there was a chain of death hotels. If you're already dead why are you training for--you know what, don't answer that.
[Whaaat.] But you can leave and come back whenever you want? [Now he's moved on to "how did Annabeth get there."]