[ Dave will find Roxy's "parenting" to be wildly different. Where once he only knew strife and pain, there are only hugs and kisses now. Yes, that's right, she's even planting a big wet kiss on your cheek, you cute lil' bro, you. It's still hard to believe this guy is Dirk's bro, let alone her biological son. She likes to imagine that if she really did have a son, though, he'd be just as adorable and cool as Dave Strider.

And she doesn't even mind if he holds on longer than normal people would find comfortable. Roxy doesn't even know what the definition of "personal space" is. ]

Sounds needlessly complicated, but you do you! I'm actually quite impressed. You must be like, hella smart to be so quick n' efficient with it.

[ Wonk. ]