Okay, wow, why are we assumin' that's not a thing I have happening?

[ like. it ISN'T, but roxy doesn't know that! and also it's not like there were a bunch of people left to trip over themselves to get to him. being that the whole world-ending shindig and everyone dying sort of makes the options limited. of the ones he's not related to, dave is not always the appropriate gender/species/whatever and also he's kind of otherwise occupied??? so!!! ]

Because I'll have you know I'm in high demand. Just can't get any time to myself, even though I've got all the time in the world. Always makin' everyone swoon, that's me.