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revenge of ricky schrödinger ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote in [community profile] subnautica 2016-05-01 06:40 am (UTC)

Dave Strider

AURORA: 1000 COMMON ROOMS
[ Dave's just kind of sorting through some of those board games - he flipped through one magazine and poked at the video games, but ultimately went over to the normal game shelf - with an air of idle boredom. ]

Whoa, Monopoly. Guess we know what took this thing out now. Monopoly kills all friendships, they should've known better than to fuck with that shit. [ This is probably not the actual cause of this wreck, but Dave's just making conversation with you. ]
AURORA: 1100 STORAGE
[ There is a ridiculous amount of Daves up in here. Admittedly there is only One to start with, but that single Dave noticed something highly important: there are fucking earth planet plant seeds in this shit. That single Dave immediately changed every priority he had and abandoned any plans of finding or salvaging anything else. Searching for one type of plant seed was immediately more important than any other task, but given everything in the room it required a shit ton more time than anyone had.

More time than anyone but the Knight of Time had, anyway.

Given the situation, the Daves are all wearing the same god tier pajamas, though the hood is down. It's kind of hard to count them, although all of the Daves (who are the same Dave, looping back from the Reaper warning ad nauseum in order to secure the goods) are the same Dave, keeping up a careful symphony of time shit. He's not a huge fan of time shit even though it's his thing but THIS IS IMPORTANT. ]


I got pears over here, we're gettin' a little closer. What've you got, Chapelle?

[ One Dave says to another Dave, all of them seeming to be fine keeping track of who's doing what. How many hours is this even adding up to here, Dave? And why isn't he doing anything to prep for the attack he's looping back from. ]

No, shit, we found ORANGES, who the fuck wants oranges. And lots of weapons I guess, whatever.

[ Another Dave from across the room calls out ]

Some sort of divin' shit over here.

[ All of the Daves shut the fuck up (some of them are definitely talking to themselves) when the furthest-forward Dave finally finds them. ]

Holy shit. Hooooooooly shit. They're here. Omg I found them. [ Given the nature of the timeloops, the dozen Daves don't disappear since they're not going to disappear until they hit the reaper warning when Dave starts looping back, and this furthest forward Dave stays behind having done all the time bullshit already, but. Instead all of them just kind of...crowd around the furthest forward Dave this is so fucking dumb. Most of the iterations of himself had by this point seen the seeds being found but due to time travel bullshit had to go looking for them anyway.

God he hates time travel normally but today is a great day because... ]


Fuuuuuuuuuuuck yes. Apple seeds! We have apple seeds! [ HANG ON HE'S JUST GONNA TAKE THOSE AND LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE OF USE FROM THIS ROOM while the past versions of himself clap one another on the back and help open the canister. Honestly Dave is just. Going to hold his prize and sort of have a dopey, happy look on his face also holy shit he wants to cry a little bit.

....................this is stupid. honestly no one could blame you for turning right the fuck around and walking back out of the storage area, but if you want to address the fact there are like 12+ Daves spazzing out about apple seeds and ignoring anything else of potential use, you can. ]
EVAC: 1300
[ While it's hard to read Dave's expression a lot of the time, the blank look he gets when the reefback settles to the ground is a little painfully careful. ]

Shit. [ It's muttered under his breath, and he knows death when he sees it. ]

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