I was getting Halo vibes myself. Why do both options involve aliens that'll go up inside you or blow you up? I prefer our brand of wacky alien shenanigans.

[ Trolls are just mostly hilarious, unless they are clowns in which case they are mildly terrifying???? apparently?????

Dave follows along after Dirk, frowning suspiciously at the walls. ]

K, so I say we give John like...ten noogies. At least. Each.