Yeah, jsyk neither Rose nor I inherited those genes. Rose writes game guides though, it's like. Her thing. Cannot say I've ever read one straight through because holy fuck so many words and not enough coffee in the world.

[ Maybe Dirk can read Rose's game guides, like Kanaya. Two whole faithful fans to her wordiness while Dave eyeballs the prose and nopes the fuck out. He can parse her wizard fic because it's hilarious and she doesn't want him to read that (which makes him want to read that) but those fucking game guides.

Dave whistles, low, at the sight of the ocean. He's seen water before, but that...

That's just an absurd amount of water. ]

You win. [ Waterworld it is. ] Where's our submerged statue of liberty, 'cause I think literally every ocean apocalypse movie ever promised me one of those.