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revenge of ricky schrödinger ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote in [community profile] subnautica 2016-05-02 06:46 am (UTC)

Okay, but you know somethin's gonna jump us when we're in the creepy elevator shafts, right. That is like straight up horror movie 101.

[ He's not saying he's not going into a creepy elevator shaft, but he feels like they should at least acknowledge the trope instead of showing any surprise when it inevitably happens. ]

It's like, hey man, I'm gonna go off on my own down that dark creepy hallway [ LOOK THERE'S ONE DAVE CAN POINT TO, AS AN EXAMPLE ] see you in five, but obviously whoever goes down the obvious fucking deathtrap hallway dies like five minutes later? I wonder if it'll be zombies. Water zombies. Water zombies in an elevator shaft seems like a legit choice, right?

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