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roro L money ([personal profile] voidkatini) wrote in [community profile] subnautica 2016-05-02 06:56 am (UTC)

[ What is it with Striders and their obsession with beverages (like she's one to talk. At least it's not booze).

Roxy beams. She's elated her lil' Davey-poo is here! Her son. Well, her son via ectobiological time and space shenanigans, but her son nonetheless. It's difficult not to think of him as anything but.

Her eyes light up when asks the question. Immediately, Roxy is rummaging around through the commons in search of a second controller. When she finds it, she holds it over her head not unlike a different Hero of Time from this awesome retro video game she once played. Da-da-da-daaaaa!
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Oh Davey, I thought ya'd never ask! [ She beams, and begins looking through the stash of games in search of something that is 2-player. She chances upon a copy of Mario Kart. ]

Hot buttered fuck, this is perfect!

[ And that's the story of how Roxy destroyed the Strilonde family for life. Damn game is the Monopoly of video games. ]

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