...Okay, if we meet your whole guilt-sins manifestation thing we're bookin' it because I'm pretty sure the combination of Strider bullshit would be something neither of us ever needs to see. [ Puppets?????? Sbahj?????? Dead people????????? Dave just knows that he barely likes thinking about the Strider bullshit that he knows exists and that a distinct physical manifestation would probably wig him out. ]

Also we're obviously gonna get jumped in the stairs if we don't take this, so let's just go for it. I'll go first, though, Mr. Fancy Santakind.

[ Since he has a sword which is better than Fancy Santas. ]

Does Hello Kitty not count as a puppet?