splinten: appl-juice42 @ tumblr (all through then house not a creature)
hipster socrates ([personal profile] splinten) wrote in [community profile] subnautica 2016-05-03 11:19 pm (UTC)

[Of course Dirk watched all the anthropomorphic Saturday morning cartoons in his decade and a half of having nothing better to do, who do you think he is?

So when he hears 'Donatello' and sees this ninja-mask wearing giant mutant turtle... Holy shit, the new world they made has real life ninja turtles in it. This is what has happened. WHERE IS DAVE HE HAS TO TELL DAVE HE FIGURED OUT WHAT THEY MADE. This is way better than trolls making humans. HOLY SHIT.

Dirk looks at Donatello impassively from behind his shades.]


Nice to meet you.

As far as my brother goes, I'd have to say it's more lucky than not. You can't do ninja time with just one bro.

[STOP HIM.]

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