splinten: appl-juice42 @ tumblr (a useless piece of shit all day)
hipster socrates ([personal profile] splinten) wrote in [community profile] subnautica 2016-05-04 02:29 am (UTC)

Holy shit, did no one ever teach you about dates.

[He can't even deal with this. He's so concerned???? Dave. He doesn't care about whether or not Dave is going on dates and what exactly he does on them. But does he not know what most people, quite possibly including his sister, do?]

I have no idea what Rose and her troll girlfriend got up to, nor do I particularly care. But most dating features, at some point, some content that's rated somewhere between PG-13 and R, and not for violence or fucking language. The sort of thing that defines an entire genre starting with Lysistrata and ending only when the Batterwitch's genocide finally terminated the atrocity of the American Pie franchise.

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