[Uh. Uh?? Which one does Dirk want? He wants whichever one won't alienate him from the alternate timeline version of his brother he met less than 24 hours ago, that's what he wants.

Fuck Dirk is so bad at this. Here comes the 50% of the time that is still awkwardness.]

I definitely know I don't want to become the vultures in The Jungle Book. So I'm going to say I won't object if you prefer to solo this, but you're good company for exploring a knock-off Nostromo.

[That. That was okay, right? That's giving Dave his space but also not pushing him away?

why is this so hard why are they so awkward whyyyyy]