This is simultaneously the most terrible and the most wonderful thing Dirk has ever seen. Or worn. Holy shit. That is so horrible. He. He touches it and it is actually soft and he can't. Even. Handle this.
He puts his hand over his mouth to try to wipe the smile off his face because Dave is focusing on the mission and Dirk is a professional, stoic, badass person who is not going to crack up because why did his brother have such a brilliant atrocity with him, truly Dave Strider is the greatest master of irony that ever existed.]
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This is simultaneously the most terrible and the most wonderful thing Dirk has ever seen. Or worn. Holy shit. That is so horrible. He. He touches it and it is actually soft and he can't. Even. Handle this.
He puts his hand over his mouth to try to wipe the smile off his face because Dave is focusing on the mission and Dirk is a professional, stoic, badass person who is not going to crack up because why did his brother have such a brilliant atrocity with him, truly Dave Strider is the greatest master of irony that ever existed.]
Sure. Sounds great, Dave.
We can meet up back here in an hour either way.