parodeity: stridork @ tumblr (JOKE 🎧 genuine smile tho)
revenge of ricky schrödinger ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote in [community profile] subnautica 2016-05-19 08:49 pm (UTC)

never apologize

[ oh my god he was joking ursula!! dave can't help the startled laugh that escapes him as he half-turns to loki, waggling his eyebrows in complete exaggeration because yeah he is not actually serious about marrying anyone. ]

I mean, I could totally wait for him to be able to consent, who doesn't want to marry a jenga master? But uh. I was mostly expressin' how totally fucking awesome you are, URSULA, no worries. I'm chill with being best-friendzoned by our resident AI overlady.

[ he nods, realizes he has no idea if she can see him nodding, and adds: ]

Yeah. Not in relation to eachother, since I think we're going with the underwater farming option. So: how fast do the seeds grow? Do you think I could speed it up timewise? I mean, I guess you wouldn't know. I could try if they're on normal speed, since I'm sure we're all sick of seafood by now and I...should be able to do it, I sped up a fucking planet how much harder can a few seeds be?

[ he has no idea. he's willing to work himself to death for actual fruit, though. ]

And Loki is into info on the island because he's a practical motherfucker and I approve of that.

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