[He has to watch Dave open his first? The uptick is enough and Dirk will wait on the rest. Because, you know, he assumes Dave will have to take a while to read it instead of doing it in looped time. What an idiot Dirk is.]

You sure you want me to open this one in front of you? Referencing back to your aversion to remaining in my presence after certain objects are passed to my person, based on unfounded assumptions about what I'm about to do next.

[He was Not going to cry.]