I mostly still think the underwear shit is uncomfortable and weird as fuck, but the last time I brought it up things didn't go over so well so I'm pretending I don't find it mildly disturbing.

[ like other than saying this right here ]

Or maybe more than that, I am kinda not inclined to talk to them in case it like, unlocks that shit for them because why the fuck does anyone need that information?

[ tbh he should just ask dirk to take him out of the system but ]