The most annoying thing you do is when you keep having conversations with yourself but you're actually talking to one of us, even though we're not actually apart of the conversation? And then later on you bring up that conversation and are shocked and offended when we have no idea what the ever loving fuck you're talking about since you were, once again, just talking to yourself.

[ he came up with that one real quick but seriously MAYBE STOP RAMBLING TO YOURSELF WHEN THE OTHER PERSON IS OCCUPIED ELSEWHERE? ]