[Dirk takes a box out of his sylladex and hands it to Roxy. She does not, however, get a chance to open it, because the moment it's in her hands, something from inside the books shoots out lasers to burn a hole through the top of the box. Out from the top of the box bounces X-Men Kitty: adorably dressed and wearing a cyclops visor, as well as an extremely adorable version of the X-Men suit.]

I assumed that if I was going to build you something to stand guard over you when I can't, it would have to be at least half my level of adorable as hell.

[Of course he says it in his monotone. But X-Men Kitty seems very friendly, very attached to Roxy, and very much willing to hang out with her and do whatever she needs to to make sure Roxy is ok. Even if she has to wander to the Void, Kitty will watch and try to keep her safe!]