[ dave brushes his bangs back out of his face but doesn't otherwise protest except to idly start fixing dirks hair from earlier if not stopped??? ]

I feel like we're letting people down on the naming things front. Aren't they supposed to be terrible jokes or named for people you know or whatever? Or like insults to opposing scientists. Not that we're scientists so the term I want here is just idiots who stumble upon shot by virtue of talent and or luck I guess? Not specifying which kind of luck is responsible because we have our fair share of both.