Y-you have to understand that this sounds ridiculous! I mean, a human-sized talking octopus?! That's outrageous!

[ someone tsukkomi this idiot ]

It's not that I don't believe you -- rather, it's not that I don't want to believe you! After all, you saved me from a shark, which was very dashing of you, but this -- this is quite a lot for me to take in... Are you a native of this world, maybe?!