[OPEN] it's scary story time can you handle it

[ditties]

[ It's late at night, and whether you're already asleep, or about to sleep, your peaceful night is being interrupted by two childish children who want to tell a scary story. Mao's woken his best bro Tytree up for this specific purpose, and it's totally worth it, okay. Being all the way down here in such a dark, mysterious ocean — how could anyone pass up this opportunity?

Thus, loudly and clearly, so he can get your attention: ]

Hey, hey! It sure is creepy down here, right?

[[ This is a joint effort between Mao and Tytree to scare everyone with ridiculous stories. They'll be making up new stories for every thread, because they're just that good at bullshitting. Tagging order is you > Mao > Tytree! ]]