[ well, he can. try. dave is a cheater, though, and apparently he's choosing to give dirk a hard time about this one particular thing. because teasing is one of the varieties of affection dave is actually good with.
"cheating" in this scenario means when dirk goes in to get at dave's head a second pair of hands hauls him backwards to give dave exactly the time required to disappear and become himself getting behind dirk and then watching himself fuck with time in exactly the same way.
you could...start cheating at a lower level than that, dave.
like maybe a beginner's course? ]
That wasn't "please", dude.
[ also he's putting distance between them because just say please dirk ]
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"cheating" in this scenario means when dirk goes in to get at dave's head a second pair of hands hauls him backwards to give dave exactly the time required to disappear and become himself getting behind dirk and then watching himself fuck with time in exactly the same way.
you could...start cheating at a lower level than that, dave.
like maybe a beginner's course? ]
That wasn't "please", dude.
[ also he's putting distance between them because just say please dirk ]