Nov. 17th, 2016

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[ When the screen flickers to life the audience will have a nice view of an obviously frustrated girl who’s gripping onto a horn, if they happen to pay close enough attention. ] Oh, thank goodness, it’s working! Here, someone take this.

Ah - all right. [ A massive furry paw comes into view. Though tipped with claws, it is surprisingly gentle as it takes the little device out of the girl’s hands. It holds it upside down and facing away from its own body. ] Is this how we work these things? I’m awfully sorry, but I’m not terribly good at all this new-fangled tech you young ones are using…

[ Evidently it’s not, as the only view anyone is getting is the watery depths below them. Oh, and Asgore’s occasional kicking foot. It’s large and furry, too. Claws are also present there. ] Well, uhm… howdy! Can anyone hear us?

[ ... ]

I don’t think I’m doing this right. Do either of you…?

[A third voice chimes in]

Let me see--

[And then a third, gloved hand comes into view as it grabs the camera from the massive furry paw. Unfortunately, the owner of said hand obviously has no idea how this device works either, because. . . she grabs it by the camera lens. Which means everyone is treated to an up close and personal shot of her palm]

Hn. . . I'm afraid I'm going to be very little assistance with this matter because I'm not terribly familiar with spyrix technology either. Is this device supposed to aid in long distance communication. . .?

[The feed shifts around some more as the speaker toys with the device, showing brief flashes of water, water, more water-- okay so these people are definitely underwater. Fortunately, it also becomes evident that they're surrounded by an air bubble, so breathing isn't a problem!]

[ Both individuals would receive a long, exaggerated sigh as the original hand comes to view and swipes the device from the other girl’s hands. ] First, you’re holding it wrong, secondly.. Nevermind. [ She’s not going to explain everything, she’s far too irritated and instead she brings the device to show the face of the individual keeping them all breathing for now. ] Milla-san, we’ll be fine for the time being, correct?

So long as you keep using your magic.. Right?
[ There’s mild concern evident in her voice. ] Anyway, if anyone is listening we should be arriving soon and we’ll obviously be needing assistance. Please anticipate our arrival, although we are traveling slowly.

No offense.
[ That's completely directed towards the person she's gripping to before the feed cuts off. ]
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Video

[The video is dark for a moment with nothing in view until suddenly a light flickers on and Kon’s face is way too close to the screen. He grins at the camera and then glances over his shoulder, seemingly checking for something before turning back and offering the lens a wink.]

So, I can’t say that much ‘cause it’d ruin the surprise, but tonight’s gonna be pretty exciting if ya happen to be in the right place at the right time, just thought I’d-

--Kon?

[That’s Makoto’s voice in the nearby vicinity, and you know Kon is up to some shit as the video quickly cuts off.]

Action

[The video and cryptic message will have no specific follow-up, except if you are, in fact, in the right place at the right time. That being, floor 1. If you think today, this November 17th, was going to be a normal day, you will find yourself to be a hundred percent wrong.]

Why do we have to run through the kitchen--!?

[Distressed and embarrassed, Makoto’s voice is a pitch or two higher than usual. The sound of his voice and quick footsteps go past the hallway like an ambulance’s siren… Now you hear it… now you don’t...]

Part of the deal, dude! [Kon on the other hand is cackling and sounding perfectly at ease with their current...activities and he offers a whoop of— encouragement? Glee? Something more sadistic?—before continuing to belt out a song at the top of his lungs while running through the base. (Makoto sings along--somewhat; murmuring bits and pieces of the lyric and being louder on the chorus. You bet Kon forced him to learn it right before doing this.) Also they’re completely naked, did we mention that? Because they are as bare-assed as the day they were born.]

[After at the very least two laps from one end of the floor to the other, Makoto--very embarrassed, flushed red, and looking like he’s ready to die--decides to stop and make his way into the pool room, because he can at the very least find towels there!]

I can’t believe I did this on my birthday…

[A pitiful, way pitiful whine from his behalf as he disappears inside.]