[Uhh??? Kon glances through the files, his face growing more and more horrified as he goes.]

What kind of island is this? It's like a terrible scifi...Horrorsloths? Aside from the fact that I don't know why anyone would want to ever set foot in these places, I could manage it, yeah. As long as I didn't let my TTK down. I'd say the red eyes and—who named these?—noodle swings might give me the most trouble. [What's TTK??? Ask it Rin. You know you want to know. Ask it.]