text; bear seeks wide hallway

[fistallday]

yo this base is too small!!! i keep hitting my head on doorways

i know this isnt eorzea anymore but it still hurts when youre too big for your new home

also i need a room to actually settle into, if anyone is okay with a big roegadyn fella rooming with them let me know. i sleep naked but ill get into the habit of staying dressed. youre not my wife so no seeing those goods hahahaha

OH my pet dodo stays with me. she's Popoto and she's dumb and quiet and she knows to poop outside

- Dori

Comments

[fistallday]

by the twelve, i hope so. cant even shit in peace anymore without a bump on me head

[inject]

If only there were a huge area nearby with no ceilings for you to use as bathroom facilities.

[fistallday]

what like the ocean?



























yeah i guess but ye ever had salt water in ur rear exit, not fun

[inject]

Now now. I'm sure it's good for it in the long run.

[fistallday]

aye thats true like things die and rot and the plants grow

unless its dead bodies then you can end up with voidsent n shiet like that

[inject]

Not a problem from my home, but I think I can understand the concept.

[ Thank goodness this is text, and Dori can't hear the furtive, quiet, 'heh'. ]