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[parodeity]

hey so anyway
about the how we got here mystery im not sure any of us ever thought wed solve
time to praise me because i solved it
i got annoyed and backtracked
warper portals + warpers are the answer
and precurser tech or wtfever i guess
which
i guess warpers might be precurser tech anyway?
did we decide one way or the other re that
i cant fucking recall
but anyway
ill answer questions i you have them but i mean i literally just went back in time
and spied on us
because not knowing was stupid
it not having occurred to me sooner was also stupid but like
whatever
the more you know
pretty sure you cant avoid this bullshit nonsense when it occurs
given what i saw
but whatever
now were all aware of the inevitable possibilities huzzah for us

in other news
i will have been a mother for a year on the ninth next month
which is to say itll be the magisters birthday
what do you think alien fish want to do on their birthdays
because roses ideas so far wig me out ever so gently
which i assume is the purpose behind them so gold star for rose lalonde
you successfully creeped out your brother
actually no i dont want to give her a gold star itll only encourage her
and she doesnt *need* any further encouragement
anyway the topic was the magister and birthday things
i mean obviously ill ask him
but i feel like polling the populace cant go wrong
and i feel weird leaving this so short
there was like more to the first thing originally but i got informed that
basically the first part up there was what i needed and stopping there would be good

and now
i am not stopping there
shit ok im ending this bye

oh one more thing tho
egbert wtf do you wanna do on the 13th?
you have a week to decide jackass
ive had experience planning parties now i can make that a thing
w/out cake lest you have a mental breakdown in technicolor
i guess i could have just texted you this question but whatever
everyone else should know about your coming of age too just in case they somehow missed the alert

also @ everyone maybe be careful about handing nancy live samples
like
animals
im not 100% shes the most ethical scientist around so just like
strongly consider that as you do ig?
i could be wrong of course
but i think its worth being a little paranoid when it involves actual living creatures
and not just plants
although ig plants have souls here
so id be cautious about them too
dirk hurt a rock once it was sad
but it got better
but maybe that means we should also be cautious about plants????

also i think its fairly obvious by now and most people know but
my sleeping quarters are now @ hephaestus tower and have been for a few months
because best browser
but anyway no solicitors allowed not that itd be easy
b/c i didnt see a need to put in doors or accessible entries
but like
just so people know that tower is hella occupied
and to leave it be
tho i think most of them are still like free to take over if you really want

anyway later
i think i circumvented what editing was done to this mostly on accident
oops

edit: thats how we get kicked out too fyi
the precurser tech and warpers
for at least 2 people i checked
so hey

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[parodeity]

is anyone even sure what the fuck happened to the fridge

I blame mobile

[alienates]

I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.
IT JUST WENT MISSING SOMETIME DURING THAT WHOLE BATTLE.
GOD I HOPE HE DOESN'T SHOW UP HERE I'D HAVE TO BABYSIT HIM.
HIS HORN PILE WASHED UP HERE AFTER THE STORM LAST MONTH. I'M SO MAD.
EVERYONE ELSE FOUND COOL SHIT AND I FISHED UP NIGHTMARE ON HONK STREET.

[parodeity]

eh if he did anything kan would presumably do that thing where shes like
time 2 murder the dude
without vriska here to go no we cant kill him for some reason
even though you guys killed like more than half your squad and she was involved in that

[alienates]

SHE WAS INVOLVED IN MOST OF THE DUMB DRAMA EVEN BESIDES THE SHITFEST THAT WAS THE METEOR.
TAVROS LOSING THE USE OF HIS LEGS? VRISKA.
TEREZI GETTING BLINDED? VRISKA.
ARADIA DYING? VRISKA.
MY HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE? VRISKA.
LIKE ON ONE HAND I UNDERSTAND NOT KILLING HIM JUST BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE GETTING TIRED OF SEEING DEAD TROLLS THING, BUT I AM PRETTY SURE THAT WAS NOT A CONCERN OF HERS?
SO I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT HER REASONING WAS.

[parodeity]

remind me why everyone was cool w her being in charge again
this little speech isnt really selling the concept

[alienates]

PROBABLY BECAUSE NO ONE WANTED TO DEAL WITH IT THEMSELVES.
WHICH IS LITERALLY HOW *I* GOT THE POSITION OF LEADER DURING OUR SESSION. NO ONE ELSE CARED.
SO I GUESS NO ONE CARED WHO WAS MAKING ALL THE PLANS FOR THE BOSS FIGHTS AS LONG AS THEY WORKED.

[parodeity]

i guess
i kind of preferred rose and terezi to serket in terms of mindlessly following orders from crazy girls though

[alienates]

I AM PRETTY SURE THE REST OF US DID NOT ENJOY IT EITHER.
EXCEPT EGBERT I GUESS.
I ASSUME THEY HAD SOME SORT OF WEIRD THING GOING ON AND ALL I WILL SAY IS THAT HE DEFINITELY DODGED A BULLET AS WELL AS A DISABILITY THERE.

[parodeity]

john doesnt count hell follow orders from basically anyone given enough time

[alienates]

OK WELL I HOPE THERE ARE A FEW EXCEPTIONS TO THAT BECAUSE THERE ARE IN FACT SOME PEOPLE MORE OBNOXIOUS THAN VRISKA.

[parodeity]

anyone who tries to hurt us presumably

[alienates]

WELL
WE HOPEFULLY DO NOT HAVE A LOT OF THOSE LEFT.
SO EGBERT CAN BE AT PEACE, BEFRIENDING EVERYONE.

[parodeity]

he should be good to go
i for one wont stop him on his crusade to befriend the universe

[alienates]

MAYBE HE'S THE ANSWER TO SOLVING ALL OUR PROBLEMS HERE?
I'M SURE IF ANYONE CAN GET THE PLANET TO SORT ITS SHIT OUT, HE CAN DO IT.
WE CAN PACK HIM A HEALTHY LUNCH AND IN AN HOUR HE'LL HAVE THE TWO HORRORTERRORS BE BEST BROS.

[parodeity]

thats why hes the leader

[alienates]

WHILE I AM PRETTY SURE HE HAS NOT AGREED TO THAT LABEL YET, TRUE.
HE IS DEFINITELY THE HUMAN LEADER.
OF YOUR GROUP ANYWAY, I HAVEN'T QUITE WORKED OUT WHO'S THE LEADER FOR THE ALPHA SESSION.
IT'S HARDER TO FIGURE OUT SINCE JANE STILL ISN'T HERE YET.

[parodeity]

he doesnt have to
its how our quartet operates when you get down to the bare bones of it though

[alienates]

YEAH.
THERE'S A REASON WHY VRISKA DECIDED TO BECOME HIS PATRON TROLL AFTER ALL.

[parodeity]

p sure that was 99% because terezi took up with me and also serket had a ladyboner for john

[alienates]

UGGGHHHHHHHH
CAN I SAY HOW GLAD I AM THAT THE THREE YEAR TRIP KIND OF DIMINISHED THAT?
LIKE I WAS NOT READY TO SEE ANY SLOPPY MAKEOUTS BETWEEN SERKET AND EGBERT.
I AM DRAWING THE LINE THERE. IN FACT I AM DRAWING MULTIPLE LINES.

[parodeity]

i dont really have an opinion on the subject
so say whatever you want ig

[alienates]

IT'S JUST THE WHOLE VRISKA ASPECT I GUESS?
BECAUSE EVERY RELATIONSHIP INVOLVING HER ALWAYS GOT SO COMPLICATED FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED.
AND WHILE I AM SURE JOHN CAN HANDLE HIMSELF, AT THE SAME TIME, I LIKE THE GUY AND WOULD NOT WANT TO SEE HIM WITHOUT LEGS.

[parodeity]

like i said i dont have an opinion
john can do whoever or whatever the fuck he wants

[alienates]

JEGUS CHRIST.
ALRIGHT THEN.
I WILL HAVE TO CLEANSE MYSELF OF THIS MENTAL IMAGE THAT IS NOW EATING AWAY AT MY THINK PAN BEFORE IT MAKES ME BRAIN DEAD.

[parodeity]

as long as hes happy it doesnt matter i think