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ATTENTION UNFORTUNATE MEMBERS OF THIS CREW.
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING.
HAHA JUST KIDDING, WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO BE CAPTAIN OF THIS CLUSTERFUCK?
IT'S KARKAT. I KNOW THE CAPSLOCK IS VERY TELLING, BUT I AM BEING KIND ENOUGH TO DROP THE BOLD GRAY FOR YOUR ASSES BECAUSE I HEARD IT IS MORE ACCOMMODATING, SO PERHAPS YOU CANNOT TELL THAT IT'S ME.
AND BEFORE YOU ASK, NO, I AM NOT ALSO DROPPING THE CAPS.
JUST GET USED TO IT, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
ALTHOUGH NOW THAT I REALLY THINK ABOUT IT, THERE REALLY ISN'T MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY NORMAL FONT AND THIS... HUH.

ANY-FUCKING-WAY, I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GOOD TIME RUNNING ALL OVER THE OCEAN FOR THE LAST FEW WEEKS!
GOOD NEWS, WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
EXCEPT FOR AN IMPENDING VOLCANIC ERUPTION THAT WILL POTENTIALLY SET OUR ASSES SO ABLAZE THAT THEY CAN STAR IN A FILM STARRING HUMAN SETH ROGEN AND HUMAN JAMES FRANCO.
PROTIP: ALL OF THEIR MOVIES ARE SHIT AND YOU WOULD PROBABLY HAVE A MORE ENJOYABLE EVENING JUMPING INTO THE HIGHLY ACTIVE VOLCANO THAN WATCHING ANY OF THEM.
I HAVE SO MANY REGRETS IN LIFE AND ACTUALLY WATCHING PINEAPPLE EXPRESS WAS ONE OF THEM.

OK MOVING ONTO THINGS THAT ARE ACTUALLY RELEVANT TO OUR CURRENT SCENARIO.
ANY THOUGHTS? HOW SHOULD WE PROCEED?
I ASSUME WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET NAOKO TO MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR THE TIME BEING, BUT THOSE GUYS HAVE BEEN SO MARRIED TO THAT ISLAND THAT I THINK THEY WILL HAVE TO FILE FOR DIVORCE JUST TO BE ALLOWED TO LEAVE ITS SHORE AT THIS POINT.
BUT IF YOU GUYS HAVE ANY OTHER IDEAS FEEL FREE TO SHARE THEM WITH THE REST OF US BEFORE WE ALL DIE AND/OR ARE OTHERWISE INCONVENIENCED.
ALSO IF IT DOES BLOW UP, HOW WILL THIS AFFECT US DRAMATICALLY THROWING OUR UNWANTED ITEMS INTO THE VOLCANO?
DO YOU THINK WE'D STILL BE ABLE TO DO THAT, OR........

fullofgusto

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hey everyone. since dave reminded me about my birthday and i forgot to send out invitations, i guess i'll just go ahead and use this to get them across.

going to have a barbecue tomorrow and i'd like to give everyone a chance to join if they're interested in hanging out and eating barbecued fish and stuff.... edible stuff.

on one condition.

the theme is silly hats. and you either gotta come up with one i approve of, or i will make you one!

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hey guys. i hope you don't mind the mass invite. i already met a few people here that i wanted to invite and i figured... since everyone isn't around that it would be nice to get them in on it. obviously i'll help out with preparations.

also, you are all getting silly hats too. i already made you guys some.

drekisal

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[Hiccup finally made it to the base with Toothless in tow. He looks around the interior of the base, his survival kit pulled close to his chest, a few of the pieces from it resting on Toothless' back. Everything was so alien to him. Designs, smooth metal. No wood... The viking notices Toothless' unease and reaches a hand out to the black dragon's head.]

Easy bud. We'll find a room or something which we can call our own. [The dragon gurgles in protest, but he leans into Hiccup's comforting hand

Hiccup couldn't help but feel a little overwhelmed by all this. This was much more than what he expected. Everything looked so different from Berk.

He spots someone down the hallway and waves his arm. His metal leg taps against the floor as he rushes to get their attention.]

Ah, hello? Can I ask you a few questions?

[TEXT]

okay this is kinda like terror mail, yeah? geez, and to think i almost scribbled on this thing!

anyways, i was wondering if anyone had any fishing supplies on hand? or even some fresh fish in general? my dragon and i arrived not too long ago, and toothless is getting a little cranky.

...are the fish here even safe to eat? i never considered that.

anything helps! and i guess i should introduce myself. im hiccup.

parodeity

hey so anyway
about the how we got here mystery im not sure any of us ever thought wed solve
time to praise me because i solved it
i got annoyed and backtracked
warper portals + warpers are the answer
and precurser tech or wtfever i guess
which
i guess warpers might be precurser tech anyway?
did we decide one way or the other re that
i cant fucking recall
but anyway
ill answer questions i you have them but i mean i literally just went back in time
and spied on us
because not knowing was stupid
it not having occurred to me sooner was also stupid but like
whatever
the more you know
pretty sure you cant avoid this bullshit nonsense when it occurs
given what i saw
but whatever
now were all aware of the inevitable possibilities huzzah for us

in other news
i will have been a mother for a year on the ninth next month
which is to say itll be the magisters birthday
what do you think alien fish want to do on their birthdays
because roses ideas so far wig me out ever so gently
which i assume is the purpose behind them so gold star for rose lalonde
you successfully creeped out your brother
actually no i dont want to give her a gold star itll only encourage her
and she doesnt *need* any further encouragement
anyway the topic was the magister and birthday things
i mean obviously ill ask him
but i feel like polling the populace cant go wrong
and i feel weird leaving this so short
there was like more to the first thing originally but i got informed that
basically the first part up there was what i needed and stopping there would be good

and now
i am not stopping there
shit ok im ending this bye

oh one more thing tho
egbert wtf do you wanna do on the 13th?
you have a week to decide jackass
ive had experience planning parties now i can make that a thing
w/out cake lest you have a mental breakdown in technicolor
i guess i could have just texted you this question but whatever
everyone else should know about your coming of age too just in case they somehow missed the alert

also @ everyone maybe be careful about handing nancy live samples
like
animals
im not 100% shes the most ethical scientist around so just like
strongly consider that as you do ig?
i could be wrong of course
but i think its worth being a little paranoid when it involves actual living creatures
and not just plants
although ig plants have souls here
so id be cautious about them too
dirk hurt a rock once it was sad
but it got better
but maybe that means we should also be cautious about plants????

also i think its fairly obvious by now and most people know but
my sleeping quarters are now @ hephaestus tower and have been for a few months
because best browser
but anyway no solicitors allowed not that itd be easy
b/c i didnt see a need to put in doors or accessible entries
but like
just so people know that tower is hella occupied
and to leave it be
tho i think most of them are still like free to take over if you really want

anyway later
i think i circumvented what editing was done to this mostly on accident
oops

edit: thats how we get kicked out too fyi
the precurser tech and warpers
for at least 2 people i checked
so hey

bloodings

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[ If there's one thing obvious about the fully-armoured knight in the middle of the hallway, she (or he?? it's very hard to tell) is drenched. Absolutely soaked. Water drips almost comically from the horns on her helmet, and she leaves a wet trail on the floor with every step.

The second most obvious thing: she's pissed. Maybe even understandably. She had to beat up some stalkers that tried to take her armour just to get here. ]

What. The. Hell. [ Worst summoning ever. She stomps furiously through the base, ignoring anything that might actually provide an explanation, and instead accosts whoever is unlucky enough to be in her path. ] You! What kind of second— no, third-rate Master are you, summoning me like that?!

[ Answer carefully. ]

text, some time later:

where can i get some clothes in this stupid place

[ Yeah, that bad mood hasn't gone anywhere. ]

timexposure

[As far as Max's concerned, it has definitely, absolutely been too long since Rin and Makoto disappeared. And Max has definitely, absolutely been listening to Yuri too much. Because it's time to go out looking for them. If they haven't gotten kidnapped by aliens or something.

She shifts on her feet, fidgeting with her camera as she waits for Yuri to show up, along with, who was it...

Erina! Right, he said he was bringing along Erina. Some sorely-needed extra help here.

Max looks up as soon as she hears someone approach, already slowly raising a hand to wave.]

quadjumps

a few things.

1. do we have a dance studio around here
not a dance floor but a studio with mirrors.
if not, someone make one.

2. has anyone seen rin and makoto anywhere?? dumbasses aren't answering my texts and haven't been back to the room in a few days. thanks.

imsorey

[this text message is getting sent to everyone from Sorey and Mikleo. absolutely everyone]

hey everyone so dirk and percy and we went to visit the planet soul a little while ago and found out a bunch of stuff, so we’ve tried to put it all together to get everyone on the same page --

if you see a weird green light + singing + a lot of feelings in the dreamscape that’s Iniidae’s soul manifesting. It looks like it’s tied pretty closely to the Emperor and Dragon, two halves of a whole. half of it that’s represented by the Emperor wants to work with us, half of it that’s represented by the Dragon wants to get rid of us, so it’s in all our interests to swing the balance towards the first thing.

the weird alien base in the acid river was built by some aliens called Precursors a long time ago to deal with the Carar disease. as far as we can tell the Precursors all died but the Warpers got left behind and the planet kind of adopted them. we asked the planet to stop making them attack us and it said yes, but they’re kind of unpredictable on their own, so if you see one be careful around it. if you were looking into communication with them before please keep trying! they were made to help get rid of Carar too, maybe there’s a way to work with them.

the planet really, really wants us to do something about curing Carar. we already knew it was messing up the Sea Dragon but it looks like a whole bunch of wildlife is infected with it. if you know how to work on vaccines and medicines, or want to learn, we could really use your help. if not, we could still use your help with tracking down and trapping infected wildlife since we need them not to be spreading the disease further. they’re hard to miss: if you see something covered with glowing green growths when it normally shouldn’t be, that’s Carar. curing it might be the biggest thing we have to do to get the balance of the planet to feel more kindly disposed towards us instead of evenly split.

we’ve also spoken to URSULA and she says putting scanners and decontaminants at the base entrances can be done and will help keep us all from getting sick again.

the planet also made it pretty clear that the man-made structures like the base and the crashed ships are hurting the planet. if researching diseases and hunting for missing sea creatures isn’t your thing, we still need to find a way to fix that. it seems like fusing coral to the base and growing plants on it has helped integrate it into the environment, so if we want to keep using facilities we find we can try to do the same to them. if we don’t need a structure or it’s just wreckage on the ocean floor we should look into just taking it apart fully for resources though.

there’s more Precursor facilities we haven’t looked at yet. we’re planning to check the one that was found under Mountain Island shortly, if anyone wants to come. there’s apparently one way down deep where there are lava flows too; we found a video record of it but need to figure out where it actually is, so if you’re in a mood for exploring crazy dangerous seascapes, there’s a mission for you -- we really want to find that one since we think the Emperor’s body and/or her kids might be there. oh, and if you happen to pick up something that looks like this can you let people know? they might be datacards or keys.

thanks to Karkat (hi Karkat!) we also have a device that we can use to help translate all of the information we’ve gotten from the Precursor facilities. if anyone has a knack for picking up languages or doesn’t mind dedicating a few hours to help out with that it would save a bunch of time.

pretty much any time and help you want to give regarding any of these things would be great! it’s a lot of stuff to do but we’ve done a lot of big things already, we can do these too! ⌒(o＾▽＾o)ノ and uh if you just recently arrived and have no idea what we’re talking about we can explain stuff or you can read up on it in the labs! either/or

but also if you just want to relax since we had a pretty tense few weeks we found an island that’s not too far away from the base that has really friendly alien seals living around it. be careful since they’re pretty large, but they’re also pretty friendly if you give them some fish!

[various linked photos and the coordinates for Alien Seal Island are attached to the message.]

ex_resound725

[WELL THAT'S OVER! Here is your post-alien open mingle. Relax! Enjoy not being attacked by aliens! Take a nap! Also you could explore, or do useful things, or otherwise be a productive member of crewciety.

The OOC plotting post has all the info on missions and going-ons. Or: nap!]

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