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[parodeity]

hey so anyway
about the how we got here mystery im not sure any of us ever thought wed solve
time to praise me because i solved it
i got annoyed and backtracked
warper portals + warpers are the answer
and precurser tech or wtfever i guess
which
i guess warpers might be precurser tech anyway?
did we decide one way or the other re that
i cant fucking recall
but anyway
ill answer questions i you have them but i mean i literally just went back in time
and spied on us
because not knowing was stupid
it not having occurred to me sooner was also stupid but like
whatever
the more you know
pretty sure you cant avoid this bullshit nonsense when it occurs
given what i saw
but whatever
now were all aware of the inevitable possibilities huzzah for us

in other news
i will have been a mother for a year on the ninth next month
which is to say itll be the magisters birthday
what do you think alien fish want to do on their birthdays
because roses ideas so far wig me out ever so gently
which i assume is the purpose behind them so gold star for rose lalonde
you successfully creeped out your brother
actually no i dont want to give her a gold star itll only encourage her
and she doesnt *need* any further encouragement
anyway the topic was the magister and birthday things
i mean obviously ill ask him
but i feel like polling the populace cant go wrong
and i feel weird leaving this so short
there was like more to the first thing originally but i got informed that
basically the first part up there was what i needed and stopping there would be good

and now
i am not stopping there
shit ok im ending this bye

oh one more thing tho
egbert wtf do you wanna do on the 13th?
you have a week to decide jackass
ive had experience planning parties now i can make that a thing
w/out cake lest you have a mental breakdown in technicolor
i guess i could have just texted you this question but whatever
everyone else should know about your coming of age too just in case they somehow missed the alert

also @ everyone maybe be careful about handing nancy live samples
like
animals
im not 100% shes the most ethical scientist around so just like
strongly consider that as you do ig?
i could be wrong of course
but i think its worth being a little paranoid when it involves actual living creatures
and not just plants
although ig plants have souls here
so id be cautious about them too
dirk hurt a rock once it was sad
but it got better
but maybe that means we should also be cautious about plants????

also i think its fairly obvious by now and most people know but
my sleeping quarters are now @ hephaestus tower and have been for a few months
because best browser
but anyway no solicitors allowed not that itd be easy
b/c i didnt see a need to put in doors or accessible entries
but like
just so people know that tower is hella occupied
and to leave it be
tho i think most of them are still like free to take over if you really want

anyway later
i think i circumvented what editing was done to this mostly on accident
oops

edit: thats how we get kicked out too fyi
the precurser tech and warpers
for at least 2 people i checked
so hey

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[parodeity]

i try not to
i was more pissed when rose wandered off to the ocean at a call but like
the fact they give me migraines aside it isnt really a thing thats personal

why is everything always guns here
where the fuck are the technology swords
i feel discriminated against

[mistimed]

Everyone here seems very good at wandering off whenever they want.

Do you ever thing The Magister will return to the ocean one day?

It looks like the feet are on the other ankle. Where I came from, I was one of the only warriors to use a gun. Seeing so many here has been a very enlightening experience, but I hope you find good swords. It has been a while.

[parodeity]

i mean
he can whenever he wants
but hes still a baby and doesnt seem too interested yet

the feet are on the other ankle
ive never heard that one but i like it
also i dont really need like a different sword
since welsh nightmare is pretty much my ultimate sword
i guess
but it just feels very discriminatory to have all these guns and no variety
where are the alien killing nunchucks i ask you

[mistimed]

He has imprinted on you, correct? It is possible he'll become your companion forever. Or for as long as we are here.

Ah, I would like to see that kind of invention, even if I would be unable to use it. Dave, that's ingenious! I think it is possible the society was overconfident and believed guns were the ultimate weaponry.

[parodeity]

ill stay however long i can with him or however long he wants
it isnt like i dont supposedly have a pretty long lifespan now

yeah i cant use nunchucks either but im sure someone can
we can find that person and name them official base hero
once we find the alien killing nunchucks i now choose to believe exist

[mistimed]

How wonderful that you have found a purpose in that, Dave. You can be the proud parent for as long as it takes. While this is certainly a different type of love from Karkat's film collection, the sense of devotion is similar.

Why do nunchucks designate the alien-killing hero? They are a weapon difficult to master, certainly, but optimized for disarming and disabling in combat.

[Nunchaku are actually more commonly in use where she's from, so she doesn't understand their memetic possibilities...]

[parodeity]

im glad you approve

ok so they can be
an alien disarming hero?