> Roxy: Make a special (telepathic) announcement.

[voidkatini]

[ Roxy is very excited; this is something she's been working on secretly for months now. If you were annoyed by all of the pumpkins around the base, don't worry-- it's about to pay off. Her compulsive voidy-thinging of pumpkins eventually rewarded her with a monstrosity of a plant. She was able to gene-sequenced it, splicing and separating the DNA into two different plants: grapes and cocoa. They were planted on Mountain Island months ago, in a secret location she affectionately refers to as "The Garden of Weedin'". Not even Dirk knew of it's location, and he's been privy to the secret project from the start.

Her voice is loud and giddy in your head, broadcasted to whoever is within reach. She's been dying to surprise everyone for what feels like forever! ]

Sup guys! Ro-Lal here with a heads up: we have grapes and cocoa beans now? But they ain't ready yet. I'll need loootsa help harvesting them soon. The grapes should be ready in a few weeks, 'n the cocoa beans should be ready by the end of next month. If you wanna help, lemme know. Hot, shirtless hunks are encouraged to volunteer. Pantsless hunks are fine, too. Shirtless and pantsless hunks should just disregard this announcement and come see me immediately. Hahaha, wooooonk.

Aight, later darlings. Mwah! [ smooches ♥ ]

text; attack of the info dump

[alienates]

OK SO EVERYONE, LISTEN UP. I HAVE SOME PRETTY IMPORTANT NEWS HERE.
AND I MEAN *ACTUALLY* IMPORTANT. STOP FEEDING THOSE DIGITAL CATS FOR TWO SECONDS AND READ THIS.

ANYWAY, SO I'M SURE EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT NAOKO'S GROUP OVER AT THAT ISLAND WITH THE VOLCANO.
AND HOW SHE MENTIONED SOME WAR THAT EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS SAD EXCUSE OF A UNIVERSE IS HAVING.
OR AT LEAST I ASSUME YOU ALL KNOW? A LOT OF YOU ARE NEW SO I HAVE NO CLUE HOW CAUGHT UP YOU GUYS ARE?
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL, EVERY TIME I BLINK THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE FALLING OUT OF THE SKY OR SOMETHING DRAMATIC.
JUST CHILL WITH THESE ENTRANCES?
OK SO BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND, WHICH I WILL REPEAT, IS PRETTY USEFUL INFORMATION TO KNOW SO DON'T JUST SKIP OVER READING THIS BECAUSE IT'S ME TALKING.
DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE.

( this gets long so lmao )