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[A fairly large group of heroes is making a foray into the Grand Reef now that the Reapers are gone. They're keeping an eye out for resources the base/Naoko could use but also questioning the fish; checking for signs of humans passing through; and also looking for the Emperor’s children, which the Reefbacks have pointed out might possibly be lurking in this area.


i. fishy findings

[Thanks to the combined efforts of the group, they’re able to get some information from the local fish. It’s a bit of a charades game for everyone (except Percy) but it becomes apparent that the Emperor’s children aren’t in the Grand Reef..or at least not the part they can access right now. But the fish seem more than happy to share some additional information about recent signs of humans and--well. Maybe they really do need a translator for some of this. Do you need some help communicating with the locals, or are you able to figure out what they’re so eager to talk about?

It looks like Fi is able to pick up signs of some natural magical hotspots here with her abilities, too, for those interested in that side of things.]


ii. hunt for humans

[The crew of the Degasi has left yet another abandoned base in this area, fill with supplies and information that could be of use. Their prizes this time are some audio logs, books, tacky sweaters, knives and other weapons, Reaper meat, and most importantly donuts. Additionally, locked inside of a desk is an odd object that might be worth investigating.

All of these finds aren’t going to make it back to the base all on their own, though, so it might be time for some good old fashioned looting. The Degasi crew’s illness and their run-ins with the Reapers might be worth discussing, too.]


iii. wildcard

[...or are you doing something else out here altogether? Go nuts!]


((more info on mission findings is here! feel free to pop in even if you’re not oocly signed up for this, tag each other freely, etc.))

10/31 text

Oct. 31st, 2016 04:06 pm
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Feel free to ignore this until after the festivities, but since November starts tomorrow, I thought I'd ask what everyone is interested in including in the island base. Or what structures you would be interested in seeing around the island. So far all that we have planned to my knowledge are the watchtowers - the farm seems to be coming along and we should maybe consider fences or whatever there, but otherwise we don't actually have anything really set in stone.

You should feel free to throw anything out there, and to respond to anyone else. I'll just gradually be collecting the ideas from here and drawing up plans for you all, so long as what you're suggesting is actually within our power to do. But all things considered, I think most things are. This should also give everyone a chance to team up with anyone else who is doing something they wanted to do.

In terms of things I'm doing other than the watchtowers, an aboveground track and training area is something I was personally interested in. To start us off.

Happy Halloween. Try not to break anything too critical.
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[personal profile] mythbuster
A: Entrance

[ A boy in a well-worn wetsuit approaches the base, bemusement evident as his gaze sweeps the unfamiliar architecture and looming island landscape. Loki can't help wondering if he took a wrong turn somewhere.

He stops at the base's ground entrance. The ghostly white blob sitting on his head leans down to look at him inquisitively as he knocks on the sturdy metal door. It's doubtful anyone will respond, but it feels like the polite thing to do.

Less politely, he immediately lets himself in. Dripping into the entrance hall, he calls out to no one in particular, with no particular enthusiasm: ]


I'm back...

[ Maybe he'll take a nap... once he finds his room. ]


B: Dining area

[ This is not Loki's room, but there's always time for a snack. Back in his usual black coat and oversized ribbon, Loki lounges at a table and shares an orange with his floating white blob friend. To the spiritually sensitive, it's a sensible enough scene: Loki hands an orange slice to the blob, who happily nibbles it down between stub hands. To the spiritually blind, the slice seems to disappear into thin air after Loki holds it up, and when he starts mumbling it appears as if he's talking to himself. And maybe he is. ]

Were we gone for that long, Ecchan? It's like an alternate universe. Government conspiracy? Bigfoot? El chupacabra? Ha. Ha. Ha...

[ He laughs haltingly at his own private joke and then slumps lamely onto his hand. Nonsense. ]


C. Anywhere!

[ Loki underestimated the extent to which the base has transformed. Once a hopelessly organic but lovable dump of rooms, the base now feels purposed. Organized. Like an institution. It's undoubtedly for the better, yet Loki can't decide if he likes it. Maybe he just needs to sleep on it -- he'll feel better after that nap he's been looking for. He'll consult the next person he comes across in his wanderings, whether they're walking the halls or enjoying themselves in the rec room or, god forbid, swimming in the pool. (No really, why.)

He raises a hand for attention. ]


I have a question.
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[personal profile] alienates
OK SO I AM GOING TO START THIS OFF BY SAYING THAT NO, MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON IS NO BROKEN, FUCK OFF
YES, THIS MIGHT BE A LITTLE TLDR, BUT ALSO CONSIDER DOING THIS: FUCKING OFF!!
NOW THAT WE HAVE THAT COVERED, I AM MOVING ON.

DO YOU KNOW THE FLASHING LIGHTS THAT WERE AT THE MONOLITH?
YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED, BUT AS OF TODAY THEY ARE NO LONGER A THING.
YOU'RE WELCOME? ALSO IF YOU GO VISIT IT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BRING A FLASHLIGHT
FOR NO PARTICULARLY REASON. JUST, YOU KNOW, IN CASE YOU MIGHT NEED IT ANYWAY
SO IT TURNS OUT THE BAD 70'S MOVIE PROP WAS SOME SORT OF DISTRESS BEACON??
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THESE PEOPLE. WHO MAKES A DISTRESS SIGNAL THAT FUCKING OBNOXIOUS AND HARD TO TURN OFF?
I MEAN, I GET IT! IT MAKES THINGS EASIER TO SEE BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK.
BUT YEAH. APPARENTLY SOME SHIP FLYING OUT THERE IN SPACE SAW IT AND SENT A MESSAGE.
IT WAS BASICALLY ASKING WHAT'S WRONG, ETC ETC, NOTHING TOO IMPORTANT.

WHAT *IS* IMPORTANT IS THAT WE CAN SEND A MESSAGE BACK TO THEM.
BASICALLY WHAT I AM SAYING HERE IS, WE CAN CONTACT A SHIP AND A CREW THAT CURRENTLY HAS NOT DONE A THELMA & LOUISE JUMP DOWN TO INIIDAE.
AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS THINK WE SHOULD SAY TO THEM? GIVE ME YOUR OPTIONS AND I'LL WRITE A RESPONSE BACK.


[ if u want more specific details, here was the mission comment. I AM PROBABLY GOING TO FILL OUT A MISSION COMMENT RE: REPLYING TO THIS MESSAGE by... the 29th or the 30th?? maybe? so i can turn it in before the month ends. jsyk. give karkat ur characters' thoughts. ]
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So it's the 31st of october (yes, this is future-dated) and guess what this is an all day Halloween extravaganza. The base is decked out to the best of everyone's abilities, which means. Lots of cobwebs? Lots of tacky skulls and shit because Ed Elric sure was asked to just alchemize whatever and his taste is Questionable? Disco ball bats flying around? Some skeleton robots everywhere, who may or may not be dancing? Yeah. There's also a shit ton of pumpkins, carved and uncarved. And so many snacks. All the snacks. As to what's going on that you might notice, the day's itinerary is as follows:

Morning Activities: If you haven't made a Halloween bucket/basket/bag/whatever, you can either get a premade one from Chihiro, or you can join in a crew of like-minded people in the cafeteria where there's just. A shit ton of art supplies and bags/buckets to be decorated. How many googly eyes can you fit on one bucket? Find out. Or don't. Once you get a carrying thing you will also get a candy stash supply! Everyone gets all 1 type of candy, so they have to go exchange it with other people to get All The Varieties. Because that's the weird exchange/trick-or-treat compromise Dave and Chihiro hit upon, so. You can obviously keep exchanging candies all day long for however long you want. Or you can horde your candy type and get frowned at, idk, the choice is yours alone?? There are also pumpkin-flavored pancakes shaped like pumpkins for breakfast should anyone want any of those?

Afternoon activities: Pumpkin carving, Halloween Bingo, and all the races (Mummy, Maze, and Candy) will all take place sometime in the afternoon; the scavenger hunt lists will also be distributed around lunchtime to anyone who wants to join in. The lists are mostly things Dave would find funny, although he went Easy on any kids who entered because he's a biased guy.

Evening activities: Test of courage (a walk down a HAUNTED!!! hallway with scary skeleton robots jumping out of you and all the peeled grape touching promised), apple bobbing because Dave though that was a good party activity???, scary story telling, and the how many candies are in this here jar game. This is also the Dance portion of the evening. It's. A ton of line dances which Dave has been offering lessons on throughout the day/week/whatever, or which the linedancing skeletons would be happy to teach you. There's also some couple-y dances but mostly it's all group dances that the kids can join in on and also with the cheesiest music possible. The monster mash plays like 15 times. There are lots of snacks here too, all Halloween themed.

Whenever activities: There should also be a horror game livestream happening with Dva, at some point. Also I believe Percy Jackson made a Halloween funhouse so have fun I guess! If I missed something just lmk on plurk or in pm to this journal.

Any and all victories for the contests will be accompanied with much fanfare and ridiculousness, but the costume contest takes the case because Dave will make you get up on stage and put on a 3d printed pumpkin hat and announce Kanaya Maryam as the Halloween Overlord. This title does not see to do much other than allow you to have a linedancing skeleton entourage, but whatever. Ava and Eve are pulled on stage at separate times as they are spotted and both given 3d printed pumpkin...tiaras? They are named Joint Halloween Princesses as they won second and third place together. This title also does not seem to do a lot but whatever.

Go nuts, kids.
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one: island maps - voice or action
[Al is just about getting the hang of using these devices to call around to the others on the base, and the discovery of something potentially important has him utilising those newfound skills as soon as he possibly can. The voice that drifts out to everyone is young and thrumming with excitement.]

Hi, this is Al-- Alphonse Elric, and I think I've made a discovery. I've been helping to build up on the island and I've discovered a few pockets of... I'm not sure what to call them. It's like a small area where the island itself wants to help you build. I was using alchemy, and I felt the island add its own power to mine to make the transmutations faster and easier.

Here, I've marked them on this map.

[There's a really long delay, like at least two minutes, before Al finally figures out how to send out this picture.]

If anyone wants to come and help me work, I'd love to have the company.

[Open to anyone up on the Isle of the Gods also, who will see a huge suit of armour clanking around.]

two: down into the depths - voice
[Having finished his work for the day, Al heads off to find a way back down onto the base. Unfortunately, he takes a slightly wrong turn, and ends up tripping into the ocean by mistake. It's not so much of a big deal - he doesn't need to breathe and he's fairly waterproof - except for one big problem.

He sinks.

And he can't swim upwards because of it.]


Uh...

[It's a tentative voice that comes through that evening, embarrassed.]

I fell in the ocean and now I'm kind of stuck. And lost. Could anyone help me, please?
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medical bay | escape from alcatraz
[ If Scott had to choose a way in which he'd wake up on another planet, completely cut off from his home, his family, his pack, then being licked by an eager dog is most definitely his welcome of choice. He's always been fond of animals, and as frazzled as he is (largely convinced this is some strange nemeton-induced hallucination), the presence of a dog by his side, barking and pawing at him does wonders to calm his nerves.

At least until he notices the glowing eyes in the rest of the room, his heart promptly freezing in his chest. Because the thing is, that while Scott loves all animals, the feeling is most definitely not mutual.

It's only thanks to his werewolf senses that he manages to react in time, hearing the first warning growl and how many eyes is that even, before he's scrambling to his feet and getting the hell out of dodge.

He bolts through the door, barrelling into the hallway with no remorse. ]


Sorry! Sorry, sorry!!

kitchen | got a booty like a cadillac
Oh, sorry.

[ It's all gone so wrong.

There's probably a map on the device that URSULA had given him, and he's young enough to be able to figure out these newfangled gadgets, but he's still here, slumming around blindly like a plebian. Which means that he's made about five wrong turns into the kitchen while carrying all his stuff. It hadn't been so bad until the mattress had decided to inflate himself the moment he'd stepping into the fork and knife loaded space.

And now he's desperately trying to manoeuvre around the kitchen without his mattress destroying everything that stands in its path. (Another pair of mugs go clattering toward the ground.) ]


Oh—I'm really. [ He winces. ] Sorry, I didn't mean to trap you against the wall.

[ Or maybe he did; teenagers are kind of the worst. ]

wildcard
[ please feel free to leave a blank comment and i'll write you a custom prompt! or vice versa, just hit me with anything and i'll roll with it. i'm always down to plot something out as well. c: ]


edit: i'm an idiot that didn't think of this sooner, but i realised that it might be handy to have a permissions post regarding scott's werewolf senses. if you have time, please consider filling it out!
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9/29 telepathy broadcast
[All things considered there are plenty of worse ways to be transported somewhere. At least he remembers most of it this time. So. Hello Iniidae. If you're…literally…anywhere around the base you might hear the lovely song of the reefbacks. They're also probably not stopping anytime soon. Above the noise of them though there's soon a telepathic broadcast as well.]

I don't think I've ever heard a fish rap before. [If a voice can sound amused via telepathy, this one does. Never mind that to most people it sounds like the gentle call of normal sea life.] Sorry about that. They followed me to the base after they dropped me off, I'll take care of it soon. But in the meantime I'll see about taking requests. Maybe they know some Top 40s hits too.

Anyway, what's up?
[He seems like he might leave it at that, but…] Question for you guys: how many of you are working on the base expansion project? I'd like to talk to you. I'm Percy, by the way.

9/29 base

[After some time, it seems as though the noise stops. Anybody who's in the underwater base at this point may be able to look out the window and spot a school of baby reefbacks, the ones apparently responsible for all of the noise in the first place. Now they're swimming in circles and in the middle cutting through the water with ease is a teenage boy. That's all well and good but said-teenage boy also doesn't have a breathing apparatus on him? Nah, he's just sort of swimming around and seems to be laughing each time one of the creatures sends him tumbling through the water. Sorry he's like this, but at least they stopped singing?

It's not long after that he leaves, waving goodbye to the babies and stepping back into the base. He's just as dry as he was when he entered the water and if anybody's in the entryway he sort of just waves and carries on. He doesn't get too far though before he stops at the stairs, glancing around as though he's debating if he should continue or not.]


You've been busy. [He says to no on in particular and he ventures out on his own, checking each room he comes across. Feel free to chat him up, tell him to get lost, wonder what he's doing, ask if they hallucinated he was outside, etc.]

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Sep. 28th, 2016 12:26 am
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[personal profile] coronae
09/28 network video
[ there is a teenage girl with just. way, way too much hair. way too much hair. she looks nervously excited, and waves at the communicator once. so does the chameleon on her shoulder. ]

Um, hi! I'm new? I mean, that's not a question, I'm new, and! I was wondering if anyone is really good at braiding hair? I kinda can't do it all on my own. Or not...quickly? And it's, um, there are so many little passages and stuff around here it's kind of a pain to just leave it down soooooooo. I can cook you something in exchange?

[ a beat. ]

Oh! I forgot. I'm Rapunzel? That's. Also not a question oh my gosh I can't do this anyway even if you can't braid I'm in the kitchen? Making cake and cookies? If you want any? It's kiiiiiind of a holiday for me. A little bit. It's my birthday! So. If you want to drop by that'd be great! If not, that's. Also great? Yeah!! So I should just. Turn...this off now.

[ she needs to work on her awkward levels but she. tried. ]
09/28 base kitchen
[ like she said, rapunzel can pretty much be found in the kitchen all day, just. reorganizing stuff (no one seems to mind? it should be okay?) and chopping and drying the spices magnus chase found like in the tdm and also just. baking cake. lots of cake. and cookies. they have eggs and she can make a ton of shit from scratch okay she's got this even if it's mostly fruit flavored cakes but hey we have cocoa so. she can do chocolate stuff?

she's also probably singing or humming to herself and she'll jump just, super high whenever anyone comes in. ]


Oh! Oh, uh, sorry, you scared me! Not that you're scary. I mean, unless you want to be scary? I'm not sure why someone would want to be scary - er, anyway, hi! Did you want something to eat? I have...lots.
+ one closed prompt )

text; 9/26

Sep. 26th, 2016 01:40 am
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hey so this is dave
strider
well the only dave who exists here
unless someone named a fish dave
anyway
as you may have noticed next month is october
and as entertainment director and since no ones birthday is until november
were gonna have a halloween party im decreeing it
and since we have a dance floor now or whatever its gonna be a dance
cute ghost kid you wanna dj it or whatever
we can bro it up together if you want
but anyway i figured i should say something so if you wanna help you can
decorations entertainment whatever
also for those of you who arent human or are human but dont know halloween its a human earth holiday
where you dress up as like whatever you want
like
something you are not like idk a princess or a ninja or a zombie or whatever
and then you consume mad amounts of candy

i think we *may* actually be able to swing the candy thing so huzzah
lmk if you wanna help or if you wanna complain about fun or whatever the heck
or if you need costume ideas i guess you all can brainstorm within
thanks
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[ Once again, the telepathic message slid across like it was trying to run across a stage during a performance to fix a light. ]

Hey... so... about the farm... Oh. Yeah... this is Napstablook.

So the farm... it's meant to be a kind of. Spooky month soon? So it seemed kind of... I don't know. Fitting, maybe? That it gets built then... since I'm... a ghost... and...

... Sorry, that sounded dumb but... I'd like to build it next month.

Does anyone still want to help...?

Also, thanks for coming to the show... it was fun... to perform for you guys.
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I'm disappointed to see a lack of diversity in our entertainment. Given the work we're doing, I thought there'd be a greater selection to choose from.

Therefore, I propose we use this space to bring URSULA's attention to any media she should have in her databases. We clearly can't accept whatever people suggest willy-nilly, so I will preside as a judge to help filter submissions.

Here is my contribution:
Top 5 Animes of All Time (Not Up For Debate)
1. Death Diary
2. Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2
3. F8/Magical Future Dream
4. Hellchorus
5. Neon Elfen Tales: Nightmare Fall Reloaded
Discuss the merits of your top five shows. Provide a short synopsis so I know exactly what I'm to judge.
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[A STUBBORN AND FOOLHARDY GROUP OF EXPLORERS FALL ASLEEP AND SWIM INTO A DEEP DARK OCEAN ABYSS

There’s no punchline that’s actually what they’re doing. ]

((you can go ahead and join in even if you didn't sign up for the mission in the planning post! read here for info and assume you got a brief background rundown. there’s toplevels for different bits of the trip; go ahead and poke around wherever you want to be and jump each other freely!

if your character would ask a question or perform a particular important action at some point that isn't covered yet, please check with the mods directly at that comment for results!))
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[So what are you up to as we pass out of the first hectic week of September and into the second? Calm strolls with alien elephants or fast swims with alien sealife? Flashing your sunglasses at crime scenes? Dreaming and building dreams? Waking and building...buildings? There's always a lot to do here, whether it's formal missions or just shenanigans with friends.

Zenning out is fine too!]

TEXT / 9.05

Sep. 5th, 2016 06:56 pm
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[personal profile] goafk
LISTEN UP EVERYONE!!!

i know there have been a lot of info dumps lately, but this is really important, okay and i will graciously provide a tl;dr at the bottom. you're welcome.

~

kei and i went to investigate the monolith when the lights were going all crazy and we found some important stuff

- the lights were actually programmed to be a distress signal that can be seen from outer space to flag down other ships
- here's something i recorded, it was password-protected so this is really important stuff obviously lol
"We found something pretty weird on the last planet we were on but nothing compared to this one. All right I'm just going to save a picture here and head out but this definitely needs to be saved. Chris keeps joking this is why you don't trust doctors but come on, we know it wasn't a usual serum cocktail that did this? He just hates doctors."

HERE IS THE PICTURE IN QUESTION!! I HOPE YOU'RE READY
YEAH!!
wtf is this?? idk the result of some experimentation? (valentine you better not try to turn anyone into a weird tentacle monster ==)

oh yeah and shiro and i found a bunch of weird stuff down in the dunes.

- movie posters! there's one of the titanic, jaws, idk popular stuff just come and ask me if you want one bc i don't want any of them unless it's of Hero of my Storm. (that's my movie btw)
- there's a container of bullets, but i'm keeping those somewhere away from people who may be trigger happy or bloodthirsty so don't get your hopes up
- two hazmat suits with designs on them that look like they're straight from a 90s kid's show. whatever they're still useful

~

TL;DR: we found a bunch of new materials in the dunes, and some important info on the monolith. if you care about solving the mysteries of this planet you should actually read it up above :)

so there's everything!! lmk if you have any questions, i'll have more to report later on~ ^_^

love, d.va

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Sep. 4th, 2016 10:19 pm
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[personal profile] trainees
hey guys it's peter
just wanted to let you know that there's a new modification to the subs and jet skis
it's basically a harness/net attachment that you can use to carry more materials in instead of trying to cram everything into the seat next to you
or for whatever else you want to transport i guess

keep in mind the net for the subs will be larger than the ones for the skis
also try not to get any sea creatures caught in the net (which i don't think would happen since the weave isn't really big enough for anything to slip through but i could be wrong)
so just double check your stuff before unloading

i did some test runs of it on one of the seamoths so i'm like 99.99% sure it works
but if you run into any problems/have suggestions just lmk here
you can also find me in the tech lab or genetics lab
or idk just yell and i'll swing by
if you need to learn how to pilot a sub/jet ski i can also give you some tips

so yeah
i think that's it??
oh nice to meet you i guess if i haven't already
ok over and out


[ ooc: for reference, they look like a variation of these! ]

001

Aug. 30th, 2016 07:23 pm
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[personal profile] occultural
action: an arrival
[ to say sonia's arrival is less than stellar would be an understatement. while she recalls waking up at the monolith and being contacted by someone in particular, the details on getting from there to one of the life pods are fuzzy...mostly because she is immediately catapulted into action. unfortunately. not that sonia minds action precisely but she absolutely protests the following:

1) another life pod firing a laser that causes a huge-ass reaper to attack her pod;
2) her poor life pod being Wrecked and summarily being dropped into the ocean;
3) running low on air while holding her breath and trying to dodge. a sea monster;
4) said sea monster ripping her skirt with its teeth?

she protests less the timely arrival of drones (with breathing equipment!) and their saving her, but literally all of them were lost and eaten by a reaper (still no idea what that was, by the way) so today is just. well it sure is a day. it was already a day but now it is even more of a day.

so there's a soaking wet princess near the base entry with a torn skirt and a mildly displeased expression - a true rarity - attempting to wring out her hair. and her skirt. and her blouse. and her everything? she straightens up to perfect posture when she hears footsteps, however. ]


Excuse me! I require a towel at once, or a change of clothes. Please direct me to one of the two immediately.

[ it's a mix of polite and commanding, although she does manage to clear away the very small frown and replace it with her best neutral smile. ]
action: outside room 20
[ well. she has to sleep somewhere and she doesn't particularly want to share her space with certain people (souda) so sonia is simply picking one of the private rooms that is open at complete random.

she peers inside. ]


Hm...a one-mat room, correct? Exciting! Though the mat itself is missing...well, no matter! I shall take it all the same. Perhaps I should make a nameplate?

[ she's...completely not paying attention to her surroundings, so if you make a sudden noise - even speaking, she'll whirl. ]

Oh! You cannot sneak up on me like that! [ that's a pure order, commanding pose and all. it breaks after a second as she tilts her head to the side and smile brightly, though. ] ...That said, hello! How do you do? If you are looking for a room, I am afraid I have just laid claim to this one.
action: library
[ when she has free time late in the evening sonia wanders towards the library. it's admittedly not much compared to the one at home in novoselic, or even the one on the island, but at least there are some books. she's sort of frowning and thumbing through them, though. maybe not any she likes...? ]

Everything seems to be in the same language...oooh! [ humming happily, she pulls out one of those occult books that was found over a month ago, happily flipping through the pages. this doesn't seem like something particularly useful to be reading, sonia, but okay. ] I've never seen this sort of demon summoning ritual before! And potions, too.
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[personal profile] alienates
OK SO EVERYONE, LISTEN UP. I HAVE SOME PRETTY IMPORTANT NEWS HERE.
AND I MEAN *ACTUALLY* IMPORTANT. STOP FEEDING THOSE DIGITAL CATS FOR TWO SECONDS AND READ THIS.

ANYWAY, SO I'M SURE EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT NAOKO'S GROUP OVER AT THAT ISLAND WITH THE VOLCANO.
AND HOW SHE MENTIONED SOME WAR THAT EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS SAD EXCUSE OF A UNIVERSE IS HAVING.
OR AT LEAST I ASSUME YOU ALL KNOW? A LOT OF YOU ARE NEW SO I HAVE NO CLUE HOW CAUGHT UP YOU GUYS ARE?
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL, EVERY TIME I BLINK THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE FALLING OUT OF THE SKY OR SOMETHING DRAMATIC.
JUST CHILL WITH THESE ENTRANCES?
OK SO BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND, WHICH I WILL REPEAT, IS PRETTY USEFUL INFORMATION TO KNOW SO DON'T JUST SKIP OVER READING THIS BECAUSE IT'S ME TALKING.
DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE.

this gets long so lmao )
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[ Roxy is very excited; this is something she's been working on secretly for months now. If you were annoyed by all of the pumpkins around the base, don't worry-- it's about to pay off. Her compulsive voidy-thinging of pumpkins eventually rewarded her with a monstrosity of a plant. She was able to gene-sequenced it, splicing and separating the DNA into two different plants: grapes and cocoa. They were planted on Mountain Island months ago, in a secret location she affectionately refers to as "The Garden of Weedin'". Not even Dirk knew of it's location, and he's been privy to the secret project from the start.

Her voice is loud and giddy in your head, broadcasted to whoever is within reach. She's been dying to surprise everyone for what feels like forever! ]


Sup guys! Ro-Lal here with a heads up: we have grapes and cocoa beans now? But they ain't ready yet. I'll need loootsa help harvesting them soon. The grapes should be ready in a few weeks, 'n the cocoa beans should be ready by the end of next month. If you wanna help, lemme know. Hot, shirtless hunks are encouraged to volunteer. Pantsless hunks are fine, too. Shirtless and pantsless hunks should just disregard this announcement and come see me immediately. Hahaha, wooooonk.

Aight, later darlings. Mwah!
[ smooches ♥ ]