text; bear seeks wide hallway

[fistallday]

yo this base is too small!!! i keep hitting my head on doorways

i know this isnt eorzea anymore but it still hurts when youre too big for your new home

also i need a room to actually settle into, if anyone is okay with a big roegadyn fella rooming with them let me know. i sleep naked but ill get into the habit of staying dressed. youre not my wife so no seeing those goods hahahaha

OH my pet dodo stays with me. she's Popoto and she's dumb and quiet and she knows to poop outside

- Dori

Comments

[inject]

Fascinating. [ She wondered if Dave would be able to speed up that process, and see if the creature would be big enough for that. ]

They are extinct where I'm from. You'll have to pardon the interest in it, and not in your cramped predicament.

[fistallday]

nah mate i know my home place is weird for folks. i forget sometimes hahaha

dodos are birds that live in the coastal regions around my home city. they have nests n stuff. can use their eggs to cook. i have a baby one i bought from a merchant cause she was cute. i love fat birds

[inject]

[ Shame it'd be unethical to dissect the only living member of a species. She wouldn't care, but she was doing well making a trustworthy name for herself. Not something to throw away over a fat bird. ]

I see. I imagine she might be quite the little terror if you were to take her to Floater Island.

[fistallday]

HAHAHAHA

shes not very clever. best she does is peep and take a ripe shit.

[inject]

[ She literally just told you to go to the island. Oh well. He hadn't seemed too smart in the dreamscape. ]

Manure on a habitat unused to it? Oh dear.

[fistallday]

[ Did he look like the brainy sort, Valentine? Please. ]

itll be fine. i should take her for a walk though. we travel together everywhere so it must be weird to just hang out and not have stuff gettin killed around ya

[inject]

And I suppose you won't bang your head out there.

[fistallday]

by the twelve, i hope so. cant even shit in peace anymore without a bump on me head

[inject]

If only there were a huge area nearby with no ceilings for you to use as bathroom facilities.

[fistallday]

what like the ocean?



























yeah i guess but ye ever had salt water in ur rear exit, not fun

[inject]

Now now. I'm sure it's good for it in the long run.

[fistallday]

aye thats true like things die and rot and the plants grow

unless its dead bodies then you can end up with voidsent n shiet like that

[inject]

Not a problem from my home, but I think I can understand the concept.

[ Thank goodness this is text, and Dori can't hear the furtive, quiet, 'heh'. ]