fistallday: sweet beloved Popoto (Default)
EXTRA LARGE (Doeranka “Dori” Agatbraenasyn) ([personal profile] fistallday) wrote in [community profile] subnautica2016-09-20 12:51 pm

text; bear seeks wide hallway

yo this base is too small!!! i keep hitting my head on doorways

i know this isnt eorzea anymore but it still hurts when youre too big for your new home

also i need a room to actually settle into, if anyone is okay with a big roegadyn fella rooming with them let me know. i sleep naked but ill get into the habit of staying dressed. youre not my wife so no seeing those goods hahahaha

OH my pet dodo stays with me. she's Popoto and she's dumb and quiet and she knows to poop outside

- Dori
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[personal profile] inject 2016-09-20 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Fascinating. [ She wondered if Dave would be able to speed up that process, and see if the creature would be big enough for that. ]

They are extinct where I'm from. You'll have to pardon the interest in it, and not in your cramped predicament.
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[personal profile] inject 2016-09-20 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Shame it'd be unethical to dissect the only living member of a species. She wouldn't care, but she was doing well making a trustworthy name for herself. Not something to throw away over a fat bird. ]

I see. I imagine she might be quite the little terror if you were to take her to Floater Island.
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[personal profile] inject 2016-09-20 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She literally just told you to go to the island. Oh well. He hadn't seemed too smart in the dreamscape. ]

Manure on a habitat unused to it? Oh dear.
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[personal profile] inject 2016-09-20 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
And I suppose you won't bang your head out there.
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[personal profile] inject 2016-09-20 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
If only there were a huge area nearby with no ceilings for you to use as bathroom facilities.
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[personal profile] inject 2016-09-21 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
Now now. I'm sure it's good for it in the long run.
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[personal profile] inject 2016-09-21 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Not a problem from my home, but I think I can understand the concept.

[ Thank goodness this is text, and Dori can't hear the furtive, quiet, 'heh'. ]