JANUARY MINGLE | OPEN

[oneandmikleonly]

[It's a new year! Well, by the fragile construct of calendar time we're creating on this planet, anyway.

Here's a an open mingle for all your January needs! Are you trying to stalk our new alien stalkers back, or reach out to them, or fight them? Building? Exploring the biomes, for fun and/or to uncover more about our alien friends? Researching? Hugging URSULA? Raising Birdogs or getting involved with other wildlife? Making or breaking resolutions? OTHER? Whatever it is you're doing, you can put it here.

Don't forget to check the OOC plotting post to see what's going on and get involved with missions!]

Comments

[parodeity]

dont you come into my house and attempt to logic me dirk katherine strider

[splinten]

Give me a better middle name than Katherine.

[parodeity]

i will once you earn one
ftr insulting my naming schemes wont help you with earning it

[splinten]

David Martha Strider, I've had about enough of that from you.

[parodeity]

jokes on you i don't mind the name martha

[splinten]

It genuinely feels like a good middle name for you. Rolls off the fingers.

[parodeity]

not as good as the queen of englands name but itll do

[splinten]

Do you want to be an Elizabeth, Dave?
We can change your middle name to Elizabeth.
I will pull up the personnel files right now and make it official.
David Elizabeth II Strider.
Brother to Dirk Katherine the Great Strider and Rose Edgar Allen Poe Lalonde. Son of Lalonde, Roxy Saurus.

[parodeity]

ok but are you actually changing our personnel files
if so check if my attraction settings still involve jenga
maybe add monopoly

[splinten]

What kind of sick person is attracted to people who are good at Monopoly?
Have some standards, Dave.

[parodeity]

me
gotta have someone pay my way through life
uppercase l because life is also on the list
and dont even think about talking to me about romance
if you cant kick ass at battleship

[splinten]

Okay, I'm just going to put Jumanji on here with the rest.

[parodeity]

dance dance revolution
how can i possibly ever be with anyone who cant out dance me

what were we originally talking about here

[splinten]

The brilliant idea of throwing random code that could say anything at the aliens.

[parodeity]

ok consider
what if
i did that like without you

[splinten]

No.
At least I understand enough about the basic principles of coding to possibly pick out something more helpful to send them than font coloration.

[parodeity]

ok fine but only if im involved
my dumb plan i get to be involved

[parodeity]

im not telling you my next dumb plan you thief

[splinten]

You only get to be involved if you tell me your next dumb plan.
Before the fact.

[parodeity]

would you really lock me out of helping you

[splinten]

Would you lock me out of helping you?

[parodeity]

fair
i kinda knew thatd be the case
just take someone else at least

[splinten]

There is an alternate solution.
It is the one where you come with me and let me in on your next stupid plan.

[parodeity]

im not making you a promise i may not remember to keep
anyway thats all i had to contribute

[splinten]

Okay.
We'll do it together anyway.

[he's pathetic]