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[parodeity]

hey so anyway
about the how we got here mystery im not sure any of us ever thought wed solve
time to praise me because i solved it
i got annoyed and backtracked
warper portals + warpers are the answer
and precurser tech or wtfever i guess
which
i guess warpers might be precurser tech anyway?
did we decide one way or the other re that
i cant fucking recall
but anyway
ill answer questions i you have them but i mean i literally just went back in time
and spied on us
because not knowing was stupid
it not having occurred to me sooner was also stupid but like
whatever
the more you know
pretty sure you cant avoid this bullshit nonsense when it occurs
given what i saw
but whatever
now were all aware of the inevitable possibilities huzzah for us

in other news
i will have been a mother for a year on the ninth next month
which is to say itll be the magisters birthday
what do you think alien fish want to do on their birthdays
because roses ideas so far wig me out ever so gently
which i assume is the purpose behind them so gold star for rose lalonde
you successfully creeped out your brother
actually no i dont want to give her a gold star itll only encourage her
and she doesnt *need* any further encouragement
anyway the topic was the magister and birthday things
i mean obviously ill ask him
but i feel like polling the populace cant go wrong
and i feel weird leaving this so short
there was like more to the first thing originally but i got informed that
basically the first part up there was what i needed and stopping there would be good

and now
i am not stopping there
shit ok im ending this bye

oh one more thing tho
egbert wtf do you wanna do on the 13th?
you have a week to decide jackass
ive had experience planning parties now i can make that a thing
w/out cake lest you have a mental breakdown in technicolor
i guess i could have just texted you this question but whatever
everyone else should know about your coming of age too just in case they somehow missed the alert

also @ everyone maybe be careful about handing nancy live samples
like
animals
im not 100% shes the most ethical scientist around so just like
strongly consider that as you do ig?
i could be wrong of course
but i think its worth being a little paranoid when it involves actual living creatures
and not just plants
although ig plants have souls here
so id be cautious about them too
dirk hurt a rock once it was sad
but it got better
but maybe that means we should also be cautious about plants????

also i think its fairly obvious by now and most people know but
my sleeping quarters are now @ hephaestus tower and have been for a few months
because best browser
but anyway no solicitors allowed not that itd be easy
b/c i didnt see a need to put in doors or accessible entries
but like
just so people know that tower is hella occupied
and to leave it be
tho i think most of them are still like free to take over if you really want

anyway later
i think i circumvented what editing was done to this mostly on accident
oops

edit: thats how we get kicked out too fyi
the precurser tech and warpers
for at least 2 people i checked
so hey

Comments

[parodeity]

hold the phone
are you saying that spy kids or sharknado need any editing whatsoever

[splinten]

You completely ignored the part where I said that editing either film would destroy the cohesion of the piece.

[parodeity]

my righteous offense overtook me but nah i didnt miss that
but if you were comparing a thing from me that needed at least a little editing to them
you could have been suggesting they needed a little bit of editing
and then
i would have had to ig dramatically delete my da account?
its been years since i actually got into an internet forum battle
and i was never playing defense
i was always an instigator
which i think is generally a better role to have in these scenarios

[splinten]

Probably not morally.
You were premising your assumption on the idea that I thought your post could do with editing.
As I said, however, to do so would completely destroy it as your post.
I don't know what it would be if you actually followed my suggestions.

[parodeity]

what was the Dude. in reference to then
it felt like gentle chastisement

2/2

[parodeity]

also fuck morality
being an internet troll was i think probably morally neutral?

[splinten]

It definitely wasn't morally upright.
It was a gentle chastisement. You sent it to me for proof-reading, dude. I told you where to stop. You just started more new things instead.

[parodeity]

wasnt it
i chose only the people who were most irritating to troll doesnt that count for something

[splinten]

Are you calling yourself the Troll Vigilante of the Internet?

[parodeity]

ok no that would be dumb and ascribe better motives than those i had
which were
to irritate anyone who irritated me
but i feel that evens itself out morally speaking

[splinten]

In other words, you're agreeing with me that it isn't moral. It's just morally neutral.

[parodeity]

i thought you were arguing it was immoral not just morally neutral
whatever the case
i am arguing whichever point you arent currently i guess

[splinten]

Of course you are. That's the brother I know and love.

[parodeity]

the point is i am definitely not agreeing with you
on whatever you are arguing as true

what do you want to do for dinner

[splinten]

Obviously I won't be getting any less contrariness.
Are there any Texan specialties I'm missing out on here?

[parodeity]

god probably
we should just ask ursula if she has a texan cookbook though
we both know i lived off of junk not actual cuisine
doritos in texas taste the same as doritos in space
i
think?
maybe theres a secret ingredient in texan doritos that no one ever talked about
theres just no way to be sure

[splinten]

The archival material I found wants me to try steak with a lot of things on top of it.

[parodeity]

yeah that admittedly sounds really texan
what kinds of things are being suggested to go on top
is one of the things cheese

[splinten]

Yes. Also what basically amounts to chilli.
For seasoned ground beef on top of a marinated beef slab.

[parodeity]

look we really like chili idk what to tell you
which to be fair i think its pretty easy to make and have liked it every time ive had it
see this steak w/ everything on it sounds good to me so far
should it not
do normal people think not

[splinten]

Apparently normal Texans think it's cool.
Let's try it for dinner.
Do we have parsley? The recipe doesn't mention parsley but the picture has one on top. It feels cheap not to include it.
Like, we'd have everything on it, but not really everything.

[parodeity]

i dont think so
i mean we can try to like sub something in or parsley though
also you just sounded very dubious about the steak with stuff on it idea ok
but sure that can be dinner
you get the meat ill get the rest?

[splinten]

As long as it looks sufficiently like a delicate green leaf, I'll be satisfied.
I was incredulous, but not in a bad way. This is exactly the kind of over-the-top ridiculousness that movie night is for.
No problem.

[parodeity]

thanks im not feeling the animal murder today
though speaking of dead animals john wants a bbq with silly hats for his birthday
and were gonna have to take care of the meat for that because
john egbert doesnt need to learn how to kill animals he then cooks probably
is just a thing i feel is likely true about the universe

and i can get a delicate green leaf
trust in my skills here

[splinten]

No problem. I will take total control over the circle-of-life meat-gathering today and for John's birthday.
I have you covered there, and you have me covered on arbitrary leaf food.