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[fullofgusto]

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hey everyone. since dave reminded me about my birthday and i forgot to send out invitations, i guess i'll just go ahead and use this to get them across.

going to have a barbecue tomorrow and i'd like to give everyone a chance to join if they're interested in hanging out and eating barbecued fish and stuff.... edible stuff.

on one condition.

the theme is silly hats. and you either gotta come up with one i approve of, or i will make you one!

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hey guys. i hope you don't mind the mass invite. i already met a few people here that i wanted to invite and i figured... since everyone isn't around that it would be nice to get them in on it. obviously i'll help out with preparations.

also, you are all getting silly hats too. i already made you guys some.

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[allsetfree]

Hope you don't mind making me one. I don't think I've made a hat since like... Grade school. And I don't have one laying around.

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[fullofgusto]

i offered, didn't i? i'll drop it off when i get a chance.

so you're coming, right?

[allsetfree]

[ o god ]

Yeah, of course. Wouldn't miss it!

[fullofgusto]

yes!

[allsetfree]

You're like my... Arrival-buddy! Ha.

[fullofgusto]

arrival buddies! that's right! bonding over good and awful food.

[He will never forget the lunchables.]

[allsetfree]

.......... Hopefully the bbq will be better.

[fullofgusto]

i will be making sure it is absolutely better!

[allsetfree]

Sweet. I'll look forward to it, then. And to seeing everyone's silly hats.

[voidkatini]

dude the more the merrier
sides its ur birthday so YOU call alls the shots
wat kinda hat u gonna wear b-day boy

[fullofgusto]

excellent. do you got a hat roxy, or shall i make you one?

dohohohoho. it's a secret!

[voidkatini]

depends
on a scale of 1 to kanye how ridic does the hat need to be

[fullofgusto]

i think ridiculous is better. i mean, i'm not giving dave a choice in his hat.

[bloodings]

does a helmet count as a hat

[ She's only interested in this for the food tbh ]

[fullofgusto]

nope! you're going to have to get one, or accept a silly hat from me...

[bloodings]

like i know where to find something like that! im a knight not a jester!

i guess if you have one thats not TOO silly...

[fullofgusto]

[Evil grin.]

what do you like better, spam, pancakes, burgers, hotdogs, chicken, milk or pizza?

[bloodings]

is this about the food? i havent had pizza before so lets go with that

[ this will end hilariously poorly ]

[fullofgusto]

[John will deliver her an appropriate hat to come join the party tomorrow.]

alright. i'll deliver a hat to your place as soon as i can.

[lamortespoir]

[ Here is a picture of this hat, placed on a table.. ]

Does this qualify as a 'silly hat'?

[fullofgusto]

yes! absolutely! yes!

[lamortespoir]

Then I will wear it with the utmost care.

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[parodeity]

idc its your birthday dude
do i wanna know what you made for us though

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[fullofgusto]

[John attaches a picture.]

this one is yours.

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[parodeity]

youre extremely lucky im inordinately fond of you for some reason

[quadjumps]

what the fuck kind of theme is that? aren't party hats silly enough?

[fullofgusto]

party hats are silly, but they're to be expected.

[quadjumps]

yeah so my point is
you're asking for hats that look even dumber than regular party hats