open mingle: 11/4-11/11 (or whatever. follow ur dreams)

[sniptuck]

[ NEW MONTH, NEW US. Are you attempting to figure out ways to solve Naoko and Jenn's respective problems? Helping to make the base island nice and fancy? Or any other type of shenanigan that isn't listed above because I don't know your life and am not privy to every single bad idea to come across the crew? Well, it's time to make all of that happen here!

Anyway have fun and use this for threading. Make sure to check out the November OOC post and there is also a CR meme up. THAT'S IT, HAPPY SCORPIO MONTH!!! ]

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[alienates]

[ goddammit kanaya

karkat just. opens an eye and blearily looks at her. ]

Floors can be considered beds.

[inject]

[ She put her hands on her hips and stared down at him, unimpressed. ] And stepping over someone can be considered exercise. Regardless, get up.

[alienates]

[ ugghhhhh he sits up at least, but doesn't move beyond that. ]

Has anyone ever told you that you're bossy as shit.

[inject]

[ There was a faint outline of a smirk under her surgical mask. ]

Not in a fecal matter. You're still not up, I notice.

[alienates]

I'm sitting up which is more or less the same thing.

[ no. it's not. ]

[inject]

[ She bends at the waist. It'll result in a sore back for her later, but the intimidation effect was worth it. Also, boobs. ]

I will haul you to your feet and carry you to a bed. As the facility's lead medical practitioner, I'm well within my right if a patient is being fussy.

[alienates]

[ oh god boobs

he glances at her... knee instead... ]

I am hardly being fussy! I think you're exaggerating.

[ honestly he probably looks like he is about to fall back asleep ]

[inject]

[ She'd given her warning. So, up he went. One arm under the arm, the other supporting his legs. If he didn't wriggle, she'd have him secure in now time. ]

[alienates]

[ he was too busy staring at her damn knee that he didn't notice what was happening until suddenly he is??? no longer on the ground?? what the fuck he didn't expect her to do actually do anything ]

Oh my fucking god I am pretty sure this is going above and beyond whatever the hell it is that nurses do.

[inject]

You'd be surprised.

[ He was like a very squirmy cat. Not that hard to hold, but fussy. ]

If I need to put you to bed, I will.

[alienates]

[ that is the best and most accurate description of him tbh. ]

I'm not even that tired! [ says the guy who literally fell asleep in a hallway. ]

[inject]

Of course you're not. So you won't mind if I tuck you in at the labs.

[ Since she wasn't about to go hunt down his damn bedroom. ]

[alienates]

Wow okay human mom!

[ one day he will stop using human as an adjective. ]

[inject]

No problem, troll son.

[ She sounded dry as a desert. ]

[alienates]

You know, it would have been easier on you if you just left me there.

[ he. manages to suppress a yawn. ]

[inject]

And have my reputation destroyed? I couldn't let that happen, could I?

[ They're in the labs. She lets him tumble into one of the cots - which means, she drops him in unceremoniously. ]

Night night.

[alienates]

Ow-- you fucker!

[ honestly he is used to just being tossed onto places at this point since multiple people have discovered the easiest way to get karkat to do something is to just pick him up?? it's sad. ]

It's not like there even is anyone here to revoke your license or anything.

[inject]

Do you want a lullaby?

[ She tugged down her surgical mask to smile her scarred smile at him. As she did so, she reached into her Victoria's Secret Compartment to draw out a syringe (don't ask). ]

[alienates]

Oh man, how did you know? It's like you're psychic or something because that is exactly what I want.

[ he is too preoccupied by being an annoying shit to pay too much attention to what else she is doing. ]

[inject]

I've got so much experience. Now, hold out your arm.

[ She pushed the plunger up. There wasn't anything but water in the syringe and it spurted up with a small squirting noise. The whole point was to tease him - and, all right, be slightly cruel. ]

You'll hardly feel a thing.

[alienates]

[ he immediately scoots further back on the cot. ]

Whoa whoa whoa. Hold the fuck on, and do no let go of on until I say so because [ he points at the syringe ] what is that.

[inject]

Oh, this? It can administer your lullaby, if you keep being fussy.

[ She smiled sweetly. ]

[alienates]

Okay so we have very two different definitions of what a lullaby is. Mine is right and yours is crazy, holy shit. Let's just keep the pointy thing away from me?

[ THAT SMILE IS NOT SWEET ]

[inject]

[ She smirked now, tugging her mask back up and tucking the syringe away. ]

Not afraid of a little needle, are you? Well, there's no reason for me to give you something to help you sleep if you're done being fussy.

[alienates]

I'm not scared, I just don't want to get stabbed again? And that shit was bigger than my damn horns, so it would fall under the category of shit you stab others with.

[ he does go back to where he was originally sitting before he scooted backwards though. ]