DECEMBER 2ND, birthday armageddon action mingle

[parodeity]

So, anyone in the entertainment room area come December 2nd will be subjected to a ridiculous clash of colors and decorations. While the only advertisement was word-of-mouth, it's a six-way birthday party although none of the guests of honor seem to care if people actually celebrate their birthdays; it's possible to just come by for cake and/or random hangouts. The room seems to be divvied up into six pie slices with decorations, with a table in the middle with six cakes. The slices are kind of variable but easy enough to match up to their respective "owner": Jade's is neon green paired with white decoration-wise and seems to mostly be dog themed, although there's also more glitter in her slice than anywhere else; Jake's is less neon green paired with black and the collective Dave-and-Rose decoration committee apparently decided skulls was as good a theme as anything; Dave's is red and black and records although also just really dumb sbahj drawings which tbh have infected the other slices aside from Rose's; Dirk's is orange-and-white and robots; Rose's is purple-and-black and wizards and octopi; Roxy's is pink-and-white and cats and wizards. None of the decorations really seem intended to mesh with any other slices' decorations at all?

The cakes are equally mismatched, although some of them work together. Jade got a Bec-head shaped cake; Jake got another...skull...THEY TRIED, OKAY JAKE; Dave elected himself for hella jeff; Dirk got assigned sweet bro because Rose couldn't convince Dave to Not; Rose herself got a very disturbing octopus tentacle thing, what the fuck Rose; and Roxy got a cat.

There are like six pinatas in various colors and some party games and a movie marathon that seems to have literally no theme beyond being chosen by Dave and Rose and therefore the theme might actually be "what movie will annoy my sibling most" back and forth. So there's. Just a super variety of stuff there. And there's music which Dave seems to have been in control of, although most of it is lowkey so that's nice???

Sorry if you wanted to do something in this room related to not this hot mess today, BUT AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT DOING SIX SEPARATE PARTIES??? Also there are party hats in the colors of each slice (with a dumb paper crown in slice colors for each birthday kid) so pick your poison. There's a generic and very messy "HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY" banner so apparently it's just. 6 17s? Nice.

Comments

[monsieurchatastrophe]

[well. that's confirmation that karkat is an alien and it's not a weird skin condition.]

As... interesting as you make tanning sound, I think I'll save it for later. [or for never, there's probably a rule somewhere that adrien isnt allowed to tan. somehow] If people are trapped and in danger here, that's way more important than lying around on a beach.

how many times did you edit this tag

[alienates]

I guess? I mean, we have everything under control usually, so if you want to go sit around at the beach no one is going to get angry at you.

[ well. karkat might? but he gets mad at dumb shit so who even cares ]

only once????? what happen

[monsieurchatastrophe]

I'm not worried about that. [ignoring the fact that ladybug would absolutely yell at him if she caught him catnapping in the sun, but] But if there's any way I can help while I'm here, there's no reason why I shouldn't.

[gross stop being superhero-y all over poor karkat adrien]

i got at least two wtf

[alienates]

Well fuck me, you're one of those types, aren't you.

[ karkat says as if all of his fucking friends at this damn base aren't super helpful and friendly... please save him ]

@ dreamwidth r u ok

[monsieurchatastrophe]

"Those types"?

[should he be offended or confused]

[alienates]

Oh, you know, the obnoxiously optimistic, "Gee, we gotta save the day and work together, guys!" type. Jegus there are so many of you here.

[ offended, probably ]

[monsieurchatastrophe]

What's wrong with any of that?

[everything, adrien]

[alienates]

I kind of already answered that by saying it's obnoxious.