subnautica | Entries tagged with homestuck: jade harley

ATTENTION UNFORTUNATE MEMBERS OF THIS CREW.
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING.
HAHA JUST KIDDING, WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO BE CAPTAIN OF THIS CLUSTERFUCK?
IT'S KARKAT. I KNOW THE CAPSLOCK IS VERY TELLING, BUT I AM BEING KIND ENOUGH TO DROP THE BOLD GRAY FOR YOUR ASSES BECAUSE I HEARD IT IS MORE ACCOMMODATING, SO PERHAPS YOU CANNOT TELL THAT IT'S ME.
AND BEFORE YOU ASK, NO, I AM NOT ALSO DROPPING THE CAPS.
JUST GET USED TO IT, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
ALTHOUGH NOW THAT I REALLY THINK ABOUT IT, THERE REALLY ISN'T MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY NORMAL FONT AND THIS... HUH.

ANY-FUCKING-WAY, I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GOOD TIME RUNNING ALL OVER THE OCEAN FOR THE LAST FEW WEEKS!
GOOD NEWS, WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
EXCEPT FOR AN IMPENDING VOLCANIC ERUPTION THAT WILL POTENTIALLY SET OUR ASSES SO ABLAZE THAT THEY CAN STAR IN A FILM STARRING HUMAN SETH ROGEN AND HUMAN JAMES FRANCO.
PROTIP: ALL OF THEIR MOVIES ARE SHIT AND YOU WOULD PROBABLY HAVE A MORE ENJOYABLE EVENING JUMPING INTO THE HIGHLY ACTIVE VOLCANO THAN WATCHING ANY OF THEM.
I HAVE SO MANY REGRETS IN LIFE AND ACTUALLY WATCHING PINEAPPLE EXPRESS WAS ONE OF THEM.

OK MOVING ONTO THINGS THAT ARE ACTUALLY RELEVANT TO OUR CURRENT SCENARIO.
ANY THOUGHTS? HOW SHOULD WE PROCEED?
I ASSUME WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET NAOKO TO MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR THE TIME BEING, BUT THOSE GUYS HAVE BEEN SO MARRIED TO THAT ISLAND THAT I THINK THEY WILL HAVE TO FILE FOR DIVORCE JUST TO BE ALLOWED TO LEAVE ITS SHORE AT THIS POINT.
BUT IF YOU GUYS HAVE ANY OTHER IDEAS FEEL FREE TO SHARE THEM WITH THE REST OF US BEFORE WE ALL DIE AND/OR ARE OTHERWISE INCONVENIENCED.
ALSO IF IT DOES BLOW UP, HOW WILL THIS AFFECT US DRAMATICALLY THROWING OUR UNWANTED ITEMS INTO THE VOLCANO?
DO YOU THINK WE'D STILL BE ABLE TO DO THAT, OR........

fullofgusto

With the assistance of his BFF Dave and Dirk, John has set up a chill barbecue out on the island for people to get together and enjoy good food and friendly company. If it can reasonably be barbecued into something edible, guaranteed there is some of it present for cooking along with any and all condiments. There is a distinct absence of baked goods however and only a few hints that suggest John is actually celebrating his birthday.

John can be found helping with the barbecuing, being friendly while wearing the largest and best hat ever complete with matching handlebar mustache. If you came without a hat, somehow... Somehow he has found one for you. In addition, John has invited any newcomers to join the relaxing festivities.

Later, John will be sharing his favorite film with anyone that can stomach it. Any attempts to complain about said movie will fall on deaf ears.

Other than that, eat, drink and prank each other as you please!

(ooc: let me know if you want me to fish out a silly hat from the ether that is the internet)

cuteandquarky

[It's been a few weeks since Jade's been seen around the base, but she's ready to announce her triumphant return with a sheepish public text post.]

hi everybody!! jade here
sooo i know its been a while since ive been around! i tried to see how far out my teleportation powers could take me and...... they accidentally ran out?
so it took me all this time to get back to the base and i think i was too far out for the communicator to work properly :(
im okay though!! and my space powers seem to be working again
and now i know how far away i can teleport before i cant get back!!!!
i hope i didnt worry anybody :(

....did i miss anything fun??

parodeity

So, anyone in the entertainment room area come December 2nd will be subjected to a ridiculous clash of colors and decorations. While the only advertisement was word-of-mouth, it's a six-way birthday party although none of the guests of honor seem to care if people actually celebrate their birthdays; it's possible to just come by for cake and/or random hangouts. The room seems to be divvied up into six pie slices with decorations, with a table in the middle with six cakes. The slices are kind of variable but easy enough to match up to their respective "owner": Jade's is neon green paired with white decoration-wise and seems to mostly be dog themed, although there's also more glitter in her slice than anywhere else; Jake's is less neon green paired with black and the collective Dave-and-Rose decoration committee apparently decided skulls was as good a theme as anything; Dave's is red and black and records although also just really dumb sbahj drawings which tbh have infected the other slices aside from Rose's; Dirk's is orange-and-white and robots; Rose's is purple-and-black and wizards and octopi; Roxy's is pink-and-white and cats and wizards. None of the decorations really seem intended to mesh with any other slices' decorations at all?

The cakes are equally mismatched, although some of them work together. Jade got a Bec-head shaped cake; Jake got another...skull...THEY TRIED, OKAY JAKE; Dave elected himself for hella jeff; Dirk got assigned sweet bro because Rose couldn't convince Dave to Not; Rose herself got a very disturbing octopus tentacle thing, what the fuck Rose; and Roxy got a cat.

There are like six pinatas in various colors and some party games and a movie marathon that seems to have literally no theme beyond being chosen by Dave and Rose and therefore the theme might actually be "what movie will annoy my sibling most" back and forth. So there's. Just a super variety of stuff there. And there's music which Dave seems to have been in control of, although most of it is lowkey so that's nice???

Sorry if you wanted to do something in this room related to not this hot mess today, BUT AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT DOING SIX SEPARATE PARTIES??? Also there are party hats in the colors of each slice (with a dumb paper crown in slice colors for each birthday kid) so pick your poison. There's a generic and very messy "HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY" banner so apparently it's just. 6 17s? Nice.

parodeity

So it's the 31st of october (yes, this is future-dated) and guess what this is an all day Halloween extravaganza. The base is decked out to the best of everyone's abilities, which means. Lots of cobwebs? Lots of tacky skulls and shit because Ed Elric sure was asked to just alchemize whatever and his taste is Questionable? Disco ball bats flying around? Some skeleton robots everywhere, who may or may not be dancing? Yeah. There's also a shit ton of pumpkins, carved and uncarved. And so many snacks. All the snacks. As to what's going on that you might notice, the day's itinerary is as follows:

Morning Activities: If you haven't made a Halloween bucket/basket/bag/whatever, you can either get a premade one from Chihiro, or you can join in a crew of like-minded people in the cafeteria where there's just. A shit ton of art supplies and bags/buckets to be decorated. How many googly eyes can you fit on one bucket? Find out. Or don't. Once you get a carrying thing you will also get a candy stash supply! Everyone gets all 1 type of candy, so they have to go exchange it with other people to get All The Varieties. Because that's the weird exchange/trick-or-treat compromise Dave and Chihiro hit upon, so. You can obviously keep exchanging candies all day long for however long you want. Or you can horde your candy type and get frowned at, idk, the choice is yours alone?? There are also pumpkin-flavored pancakes shaped like pumpkins for breakfast should anyone want any of those?

Afternoon activities: Pumpkin carving, Halloween Bingo, and all the races (Mummy, Maze, and Candy) will all take place sometime in the afternoon; the scavenger hunt lists will also be distributed around lunchtime to anyone who wants to join in. The lists are mostly things Dave would find funny, although he went Easy on any kids who entered because he's a biased guy.

Evening activities: Test of courage (a walk down a HAUNTED!!! hallway with scary skeleton robots jumping out of you and all the peeled grape touching promised), apple bobbing because Dave though that was a good party activity???, scary story telling, and the how many candies are in this here jar game. This is also the Dance portion of the evening. It's. A ton of line dances which Dave has been offering lessons on throughout the day/week/whatever, or which the linedancing skeletons would be happy to teach you. There's also some couple-y dances but mostly it's all group dances that the kids can join in on and also with the cheesiest music possible. The monster mash plays like 15 times. There are lots of snacks here too, all Halloween themed.

Whenever activities: There should also be a horror game livestream happening with Dva, at some point. Also I believe Percy Jackson made a Halloween funhouse so have fun I guess! If I missed something just lmk on plurk or in pm to this journal.

Any and all victories for the contests will be accompanied with much fanfare and ridiculousness, but the costume contest takes the case because Dave will make you get up on stage and put on a 3d printed pumpkin hat and announce Kanaya Maryam as the Halloween Overlord. This title does not see to do much other than allow you to have a linedancing skeleton entourage, but whatever. Ava and Eve are pulled on stage at separate times as they are spotted and both given 3d printed pumpkin...tiaras? They are named Joint Halloween Princesses as they won second and third place together. This title also does not seem to do a lot but whatever.

Go nuts, kids.

cuteandquarky

hello everybody!
this is jade and i have a quick request for everybody if they have the time!!
alphonse and i are trying to think of some theories about how and why people are being brought here so to do that.... we need data!!!
we developed a very short survey for you to take and i have attached it at the bottom of this message
it will just ask some things about when and how you got to the base
you do not NEED to answer this survey... but it would be super helpful to scientific research if you could! :o
thank you everybody!!! <3

( survey attached below )

snuggies

medical bay | escape from alcatraz

[ If Scott had to choose a way in which he'd wake up on another planet, completely cut off from his home, his family, his pack, then being licked by an eager dog is most definitely his welcome of choice. He's always been fond of animals, and as frazzled as he is (largely convinced this is some strange nemeton-induced hallucination), the presence of a dog by his side, barking and pawing at him does wonders to calm his nerves.

At least until he notices the glowing eyes in the rest of the room, his heart promptly freezing in his chest. Because the thing is, that while Scott loves all animals, the feeling is most definitely not mutual.

It's only thanks to his werewolf senses that he manages to react in time, hearing the first warning growl and how many eyes is that even, before he's scrambling to his feet and getting the hell out of dodge.

He bolts through the door, barrelling into the hallway with no remorse. ]

Sorry! Sorry, sorry!!

kitchen | got a booty like a cadillac

Oh, sorry.

[ It's all gone so wrong.

There's probably a map on the device that URSULA had given him, and he's young enough to be able to figure out these newfangled gadgets, but he's still here, slumming around blindly like a plebian. Which means that he's made about five wrong turns into the kitchen while carrying all his stuff. It hadn't been so bad until the mattress had decided to inflate himself the moment he'd stepping into the fork and knife loaded space.

And now he's desperately trying to manoeuvre around the kitchen without his mattress destroying everything that stands in its path. (Another pair of mugs go clattering toward the ground.) ]

Oh—I'm really. [ He winces. ] Sorry, I didn't mean to trap you against the wall.

[ Or maybe he did; teenagers are kind of the worst. ]

wildcard

[ please feel free to leave a blank comment and i'll write you a custom prompt! or vice versa, just hit me with anything and i'll roll with it. i'm always down to plot something out as well. c: ]

edit: i'm an idiot that didn't think of this sooner, but i realised that it might be handy to have a permissions post regarding scott's werewolf senses. if you have time, please consider filling it out!

cuteandquarky

1 | Farm

[Jade isn't sure what she was expecting from the new universe, but pumpkins were not it. The underwater dome is also kind of a shock. What's bothering her more than any of that, though, is that she appears to be alone. Again.

Jade extracts herself from the pumpkin patch and begins to poke around. Things feel weird here - she can't feel out everything with her space powers like she used to, or at least not the to same extent. She can feel out most of the farm area, but beyond that... nothing. Is this what it means to be out of the Medium, finally? She begins to float around idly, taking everything in. There's a lot of different kinds of plants here, so at least she doesn't need to worry about starving. But who set all of this up?

Jade cups her hands around her mouth and calls out:]

Hello? Is anybody here? I like your plants!

2 | Base

[Eventually, Jade finds her way to the base through use of the underground tunnel and a little bit of teleportation along the way. She's a little tired after all of that, but her curiosity far outweighs any exhaustion.

Anybody who happens across her will find a teenage girl with fluffy white dog ears floating a couple of inches above the ground, her "Fun Survival Pack" clutched to her chest, mumbling and unended stream of questions to herself as she takes everything in. She may not be entirely paying attention to where she's going.]

How did all of this end up in the new universe? Is this just Sburb trying to give us a headstart in colonizing the new world? Why is there all this water here? And what happened to- oof!

[Guess who just floated into a wall. Maybe offer the new girl some help?]

Dive In

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John Birthday Mingle ICly 04/13

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DECEMBER 2ND, birthday armageddon action mingle

HALLOWEEEN MINGLE

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( action | oct.03 ) arrival

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