DECEMBER 2ND, birthday armageddon action mingle

[parodeity]

So, anyone in the entertainment room area come December 2nd will be subjected to a ridiculous clash of colors and decorations. While the only advertisement was word-of-mouth, it's a six-way birthday party although none of the guests of honor seem to care if people actually celebrate their birthdays; it's possible to just come by for cake and/or random hangouts. The room seems to be divvied up into six pie slices with decorations, with a table in the middle with six cakes. The slices are kind of variable but easy enough to match up to their respective "owner": Jade's is neon green paired with white decoration-wise and seems to mostly be dog themed, although there's also more glitter in her slice than anywhere else; Jake's is less neon green paired with black and the collective Dave-and-Rose decoration committee apparently decided skulls was as good a theme as anything; Dave's is red and black and records although also just really dumb sbahj drawings which tbh have infected the other slices aside from Rose's; Dirk's is orange-and-white and robots; Rose's is purple-and-black and wizards and octopi; Roxy's is pink-and-white and cats and wizards. None of the decorations really seem intended to mesh with any other slices' decorations at all?

The cakes are equally mismatched, although some of them work together. Jade got a Bec-head shaped cake; Jake got another...skull...THEY TRIED, OKAY JAKE; Dave elected himself for hella jeff; Dirk got assigned sweet bro because Rose couldn't convince Dave to Not; Rose herself got a very disturbing octopus tentacle thing, what the fuck Rose; and Roxy got a cat.

There are like six pinatas in various colors and some party games and a movie marathon that seems to have literally no theme beyond being chosen by Dave and Rose and therefore the theme might actually be "what movie will annoy my sibling most" back and forth. So there's. Just a super variety of stuff there. And there's music which Dave seems to have been in control of, although most of it is lowkey so that's nice???

Sorry if you wanted to do something in this room related to not this hot mess today, BUT AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT DOING SIX SEPARATE PARTIES??? Also there are party hats in the colors of each slice (with a dumb paper crown in slice colors for each birthday kid) so pick your poison. There's a generic and very messy "HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY" banner so apparently it's just. 6 17s? Nice.

Comments

[alienates]

Who the hell needs six twins?

[ this seems highly excessive to karkat... can humans chill? wow. ]

So. What. Do you expect us to just hide all day?

[ karkat is failing to see what danger has to do with having parties, marinette.... ]

[missmaladroite]

Er...... aliens?

[Nailed it, Marinette.]

Well... yes? Aren't you worried an evil villain is going to come wreck your party? There aren't exactly any superheroes around here, are there? [NERVOUS LAUGHTER....]

[alienates]

First of all, that's xenophobic as fuck.

[ like. rude? ]

And oh my god, this isn't a goddamn Saturday morning cartoon. We're more likely to be attacked by URSULA's choice in Christmas music than the damn horrorterrors at this point.

[missmaladroite]

How is that xenophobic? [look she's just saying]

[MAYBE ALIENS HAVE LOTS OF TWINS, WE DON'T KNOW??? Maybe Karkat knows. Whatever!!]

You really haven't seen anything....? [Papillon must be lowkey. Huh.]

[alienates]

You are assuming shit just because I'm a different species than you. Rude.

[ he does the same thing about humans tbh ]

And no. Nothing out of the usual.

[missmaladroite]

I'm not assuming anything. You asked me a question and I answered it!

[man this guy is already getting on her nerves]

.... Alright. Please let me know if that changes.

[She's not a superhero or anything, she's just asking for reasons. You know]

[alienates]

Are you that scared?

[ since she is not a superhero, this is the obvious conclusion to leap to. ]