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[goafk]

LISTEN UP EVERYONE!!!

i know there have been a lot of info dumps lately, but this is really important, okay and i will graciously provide a tl;dr at the bottom. you're welcome.

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kei and i went to investigate the monolith when the lights were going all crazy and we found some important stuff

- the lights were actually programmed to be a distress signal that can be seen from outer space to flag down other ships
- here's something i recorded, it was password-protected so this is really important stuff obviously lol

"We found something pretty weird on the last planet we were on but nothing compared to this one. All right I'm just going to save a picture here and head out but this definitely needs to be saved. Chris keeps joking this is why you don't trust doctors but come on, we know it wasn't a usual serum cocktail that did this? He just hates doctors."

HERE IS THE PICTURE IN QUESTION!! I HOPE YOU'RE READY
YEAH!!
wtf is this?? idk the result of some experimentation? (valentine you better not try to turn anyone into a weird tentacle monster ==)

oh yeah and shiro and i found a bunch of weird stuff down in the dunes.

- movie posters! there's one of the titanic, jaws, idk popular stuff just come and ask me if you want one bc i don't want any of them unless it's of Hero of my Storm. (that's my movie btw)
- there's a container of bullets, but i'm keeping those somewhere away from people who may be trigger happy or bloodthirsty so don't get your hopes up
- two hazmat suits with designs on them that look like they're straight from a 90s kid's show. whatever they're still useful

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TL;DR: we found a bunch of new materials in the dunes, and some important info on the monolith. if you care about solving the mysteries of this planet you should actually read it up above :)

so there's everything!! lmk if you have any questions, i'll have more to report later on~ ^_^

love, d.va

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[undyning]

[ Undyne got halfway through the post, got to the picture, and screamed. ]

THAT'S SO BADASS!!

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[smileyfaced]

We better hope we didn't flag anyone down.

[goafk]

IT'S SO CREEPY
well it might be different for fish people but i dont wanna look like that when i'm old :(

[goafk]

ikr
like unwanted alien invaders
hopefully not the khaara

[smileyfaced]

I wouldn't be surprised if they did pop up in the near future.
Why not?
We were unlucky enough to arrive here in the first place.

[goafk]

yeah w/all this talk about the khaara and how small they actually are, we probably won't know they're here until it's too late
unless ishmael shoots them all down that would be nice
idk how we landed here...not even ursula knows

[smileyfaced]

ISHMAEL is just as likely to kill all of us under the presumption we're "infected."
At least, that's how I see it. Rogue AIs, especially war machines, are bad news.
As for how we arrived... perhaps it's the planet.
Who knows? It's not important right now.

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[oneandmikleonly]

1. you didn't happen to find a way to turn the light show off did you

2. we found sketches in the mushroom cave base that might be related maybe? i have no idea since it's from another planet completely but you might as well have this to go along with it

[the attached file is an instaclam snap of the sketchbook page in question: a hastily sketched drawing of a human with an octopus ripping its way out of its head . . . ew.]

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[bonomial]

Okay, now that is some creepy stuff. Unless we're looking at aliens who are supposed to have tentacles growing out of their faces, something seriously messed up happened. What kind of purpose could genetic modification like this even have?

[onethousen]

Did it say who'd be looking for that distress signal?

[ Since otherwise... she doesn't know what holding a flashlight and hoping someone's home out in the wilderness of space is going to do if no one was looking for lights on a planet in the first place? How does that work? Mysteries... [

[undyning]

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOU HUMANS AND YOUR AVERSION TO TENTACLED CREATURES!!!!
YOU'D THINK YOU'D BE USED TO THEM CONSIDERING HOW MANY THERE ARE ON THE SURFACE WORLD
I'VE SEEN HUMAN HISTORY
...
YOU'RE HUMAN RIGHT

[goafk]

1. nope, it's gonna stay like that until someone asks ursula about it. probably me

2. .............
that's kind of cool
but really weird at the same time. idk how to feel about that

[goafk]

[ she's going to be so excited once she realizes she's talking to a live turtle ]

i don't even know
maybe it's an alien race trying to convert humans into becoming one of them????
i think it's worth looking into since there was a message correlating to it

[goafk]

not specifically
the monolith seems manmade so i think they must have been signaling for help in general? idk i didn't find anything related to who they were going for specifically
i think there's still a lot to be discovered about it

[goafk]

........okay
do you know what hentai is

[undyning]

OF COURSE!!!!!
HOW DO YOU THINK I KNOW THESE CREATURES EXIST
HUMAN DOCUMENTARIES ARE VERY EDUCATIONAL!

[goafk]

oh my god YEAH
a detection system is in order then!! they could very well be here and we wouldn't know it idk
planet needs our help though so we just have to keep doing what we're doing i think

[goafk]

OK THEN YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE ARE AFRAID LMAO
WHY ARE WE YELLING

[undyning]

WHAT!
I'M NOT YELLING

[ that's her secret she's always yelling ]

[goafk]

TALKING IN ALL CAPS MEANS YOU'RE YELLING

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[hopefragment]

[Reads all the other public responses first tbh then-]

i wonder if it's really a bad idea to turn off that distress signal. i'm concerned about what it could bring, but also... a lot of us arrived here on the monolith. a lot of the people who did arrive on the monolith when i did have since disappeared.

if we can find out exactly who that signal is meant to broadcast to, it could be a clue to solving the mystery of our arrival.

[goafk]

[ bless u ]

shit are you serious?
alright that's actually kinda sketchy tbh. i mean we could leave it but it might attract some unwanted guests, that's the tradeoff i guess

ok tru but how do you plan on doing that

[hopefragment]

think about it logically. ursula hasn't said anything about there being any kind of radio or other transmissions from the monolith, right? just the lights?

i don't know a lot about space travel, but if it's literally just lights as a distress signal, that would imply either something close enough to orbit to see it, or signaling to someone else on the planet. right?

i hate to say just sit here and wait to see who shows up, but... i feel like it must be a tangible clue of some kind.

[goafk]

pretty much
also it has some information on their location in it but idk if thats transmitted or not

but i see where youre going w/this
omg....what if they were trying to signal to us the whole time and that's how we all ended up here l0l
granted our reasons for coming here are all lies but do you see where im going with this??

[onethousen]

Mm, that makes sense. There's a lot of stuff around here that doesn't fully make sense. I hope no one is looking for that signal... not if they'd just come get lost down here, too.