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Nagito Komaeda ([personal profile] despairing_hope) wrote in [community profile] subnautica2016-09-24 12:24 am

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[This is the first time Komeada has used the network to broadcast anything himself. He's smiling, though that's pretty typical for him, but there's a slight awkwardness to it.]

It would seem that by happenstance I've become a father.

[He sighs deeply, it is a rather purposeful sigh.]

I'm at a bit of a loss of what to do now though. I've been trying to look up information on how to go about it but the recourses are a bit lacking.

Biology was never really something I looked too deeply into. It seems a bit unlucky to be burdened by this so suddenly.


[He brightens at the next part though.]

However, I guess it is a rather lucky encounter to be bestowed a life to nurture!

Even though I was assaulted and insulted in the process.


[He sighs again, this one more genuine.]

Now I feel rather tired. So... yes, if someone could please help me, I don't really have enough stamina left to try and figure this out right now.

[And he does look rather drawn and tired. Paler than usual.]

[ That's when Undyne makes her grand appearance in the video feed, but not before setting off any number of crashes and explosions in the background? Did half the base just go up in flames? Sure sounds like it, but that's hardly important. Anyway... ]

What's up, buttmunches?! I'm a MOM now and if any of you losers even THINK about coming near MY egg-- [ She will fight Komaeda for it for custody!! Except not really. She'll share, just very badly, because that's Undyne. BUT EVERYONE ELSE STAY AWAY. ] --I'll make you regret it!

SO STAY AWAY FROM MY EGG!

[ A beat, and then: ] Oh! And uh... stay outta the Void, okay? It's too dangerous out there for you nerds.
hopefragment: (so you see it's like this...)

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[personal profile] hopefragment 2016-09-26 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry...

[he holds up his hands placating. Please don't kill him, large scary fish lady.]

Seriously, though... what are you planning to do with it?

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[personal profile] undyning 2016-09-26 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
What do you THINK I'm planning to do with it, punk?! I'm gonna hatch it! And then I'm gonna protect and care for it! I'll raise it so hard, it won't know what hit it!!!

[ NGAAAHH!!!! ]
hopefragment: saying i fell just isn't working (i'm gonna tell them i wrestled a bear*)

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[personal profile] hopefragment 2016-09-27 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Uh. Well, fish lay eggs, right? So maybe she's more qualified than it... sounds...]

I... see. Have you, uh, raised anything from an egg before?

[personal profile] undyning 2016-10-01 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ Everyone is so worried about this damn egg all of a sudden. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with her scary appearance, could it? Probably. Being a monster is both a blessing and a curse.

She tries on a smile, because she's supposed to be nice to humans now, dammit. She should probably try a less aggressive approach here. ]


No, but how hard can it be?? You just gotta keep it warm, right?

[ maybe just... throw it in a dryer for a bit... that'd be faster, right? ]
hopefragment: *presents panties* (i'll prove it with this!*)

[personal profile] hopefragment 2016-10-02 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh... yeah, I guess.

[He really isn't too sure. It's a sea creature so?? Who knows.]

But uh, I know someone on the base who's really good with animals. His name's Dave Strider, he wouldn't be a bad person to talk to.