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[despairing_hope]

[This is the first time Komeada has used the network to broadcast anything himself. He's smiling, though that's pretty typical for him, but there's a slight awkwardness to it.]

It would seem that by happenstance I've become a father.

[He sighs deeply, it is a rather purposeful sigh.]

I'm at a bit of a loss of what to do now though. I've been trying to look up information on how to go about it but the recourses are a bit lacking.

Biology was never really something I looked too deeply into. It seems a bit unlucky to be burdened by this so suddenly.

[He brightens at the next part though.]

However, I guess it is a rather lucky encounter to be bestowed a life to nurture!

Even though I was assaulted and insulted in the process.

[He sighs again, this one more genuine.]

Now I feel rather tired. So... yes, if someone could please help me, I don't really have enough stamina left to try and figure this out right now.

[And he does look rather drawn and tired. Paler than usual.]

[ That's when Undyne makes her grand appearance in the video feed, but not before setting off any number of crashes and explosions in the background? Did half the base just go up in flames? Sure sounds like it, but that's hardly important. Anyway... ]

What's up, buttmunches?! I'm a MOM now and if any of you losers even THINK about coming near MY egg-- [ She will fight Komaeda for it for custody!! Except not really. She'll share, just very badly, because that's Undyne. BUT EVERYONE ELSE STAY AWAY. ] --I'll make you regret it!

SO STAY AWAY FROM MY EGG!

[ A beat, and then: ] Oh! And uh... stay outta the Void, okay? It's too dangerous out there for you nerds.

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[undyning]

[ Undyne stares down at the egg. That is quite the egg. Very... eggy. What are you even supposed to do with eggs, besides eat them? ]

So, uh... just putting this out there... I am not sitting on it!!

[despairing_hope]

Of course you're not sitting on it.

[Really? This came from the water. She also came from the water as well so where did that thought even come from?]

It probably needs to be put in a tank with controlled temperature and pressure settings. I'm a bit worried about simply having it inside the base as is.

[undyning]

[ Undyne doesn't know? She didn't pay attention in school? In fact, she seems to remember having an assignment like this one time. Are they being graded to keep this thing alive? That'd be so lame. She doesn't want to do this homework, dammit! ]

A tank with controlled settings? Aren't there all kinds of things like that around here?

[ Because all machines are the same... ]

[lightbulbvampire]

[Yeah it doesn't take long for Kanaya to video call. She's very obviously in her room from the background.]

While the Matriorb and this egg are likely quite different, I am fully willing to offer my assistance.... although I do wish to know the details of what led to your new status as a Lusus.

[She then looks worried as she notes his condition.]

Are you in the library currently? Or have you moved out of it yet?

[despairing_hope]

Undyne san dragged me to the depths of the sea in order to find a rather horrifying creature.

[He felt more tired just remembering it.]

Ah, yes, I haven't left it. There hasn't been a reason to. I don't really need space or anything, and it's nice having easy access to all the books.

[lightbulbvampire]

Really? What manner of creature did you encounter?

[She smiles a bit at the book comment]

The library is indeed quite nice. We have a surprisingly large collection considering our circumstances.

[undyning]

[ Undyne blinks owlishly with her one eye, not understanding some of the words coming out of the other woman's mouth... but she wants to help. At the end of the day, that's all that matters to her. ]

Hey!! Kanaya, what do you know about eggs?

[lightbulbvampire]

A lot actually. I am the one who is going to hatch the Matriorb and raise the mothergrub once me and my friends reach the new universe.

[Provided they find it first]

I'll be right there soon. I finished your jacket by the way Undyne, so I'll bring it with me.

[The camera jostles as she gets up to move.]

Also, what exactly compelled you to do such an dangerous thing on your own? Much less drag Nagito along.

[Like she knows Undyne can fend for herself and could probably hold her own against giant sea creatures, but Nagito? Yeah, no. A lot of people on this base really do need weapon training.]

If you feel the need to throw yourselves at danger again, I do insist on my tagging along.

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[hopefragment]

...This is a joke, right?

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[despairing_hope]

Hinata kun.

[He paused a moment, as if debating on what to say next. His energy was low right now to really play around so he decided to actually be more straightforward.]

It is, and it isn't. I was given an egg. It really is important to take care of however.

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[hopefragment]

How... did you get an egg out of the Void?

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[undyning]

[ Undyne just

crosses her arms.



Does it look like she's laughing??? ]

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[hopefragment]

Sorry...

[he holds up his hands placating. Please don't kill him, large scary fish lady.]

Seriously, though... what are you planning to do with it?

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[naughty_nurse]

W-w-w-what?!

K-Komeda, you... and this w-w-woman... How did... When did...?

[mikan stop taking kazuichi's place as 'one who jumps to perverted conclusions']

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[despairing_hope]

Tsumiki san, it's not like that at all.

[Though it wasn't like he didn't phrase it all to be misunderstood from the start.]

It was given to me.

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[naughty_nurse]

You adopted?!

I didn't know you wanted a family that much!

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[undyning]

Oh my GOD! It's not whatever your perverted mind is thinking! It was given to us.

[ She's surrounded by idiots, she swears. ]

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[naughty_nurse]

EEEEK! I'm sorry!

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[soulfriend]

WHAT?!

[That's the only reaction he has. First it was for "I've become a father." Then the video kept going, and the situation didn't really get any less what?!-inducing, only to reach a spectacular climax of what?! when Undyne appeared on the screen.

Yep. That's all he's got at first.]

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[despairing_hope]

Please stop over reacting.

[soulfriend]

You stop under-reacting! How can you be so calm when you're talkin' about being a father?!

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[undyning]

[ Undyne just yells right back. ]

ARE YOU FREAKIN' DEAF? Don't touch my egg!!

[potentite]

Well, someone's going to have to sit on it, though.

[undyning]

[ OH HELL NO ]

Not "it"!!

[despairing_hope]

It should really go into an incubation tank or something.